Stace Ghost Coast 2 Coast, Esq.

A handsome tabby

The house got power washed the other day and Bert was like a little kid at a fireworks display, running from room to room and cavorting in the shadows cast by all that water streaming down the windows

An extremely fluffy calico cat with white socks, belly, and muzzle writhes on the floor

An extremely fluffy calico cat with white socks, belly, and muzzle writhes on the floor

An extremely fluffy calico cat with white socks, belly, and muzzle writhes on the floor

Just wiggling

A close up photo of a calico kitty with a white muzzle and pink nose. She is draped over the back of a sofa and looks very relaxed.

Today I am 8

A tabby cat reclines in a rectangle of sunlight. A calico cat sits nearby.

Bert doesn’t quite understand that if you want to sit in a box of sunshine, you’ll have to keep moving in order to stay in said box. It’s just science.

I’m a chatty catty, but we all need a little downtime.

A colorful long-haired calico cat finds respite in a basket.

All I want is a little peace and quiet. Maybe this basket will give me the refuge I need to facilitate a little self care and healing.

I might have to take him aside and explain to him the difference between a sweater shaver and a cucumber.

Albert faces off with his nemesis, the sweater shaver. Maybe he’s jealous because the shaver is allowed to “eat” the sweaters Bert craves.

A brown tabby clearly enjoys the cat bed and the self service cat brush

No Bert, you’re the guy who takes the money and swabs down the windshield. I’m the car. You are playing car wash wrong.

A very fluffy calico cat with a white muzzle and snowball paws pushes her bed towards her self-service cat brush

Vroom vroom here comes the car wash

A fluffy calico cat with a bright pink nose makes a disapproving squinty face

She is ever so serious

A tabby cat perches confidently on the arm of a sofa.

Bert thinks the statues of lions in front of the New York Public Library should be replaced with ones of house cats, and he’s happy to model. Instead of Patience and Fortitude they could call them Curiosity and……and what? Violence? Loyalty? Biscuits?

A tabby cat looks over his shoulder as he’s caught in a beam of blue light.

Bert’s getting all artsy-fartsy again.

A striped with front paws on a railing looks at the photographer as if ordering a beer.

‘Scuse me, may I speak to your manager?

A tabby cats screams into the void.

Bert’s gotta stop watching speeches on tv.

Calico cat draped over a bag of balls of yarn. The yarn and the cat are similar colors.

A calico cat guards a bag of brown and gold yarn.

If I don’t guard this yarn, Albert might just decide to eat it. And on a related note, what do you suppose the human is knitting? Looks to me like it might be another cat.

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try to steer clear of politics on Gary's account but since I have a large US audience I'll try to provide a bit of cross cultural education here Canada as the 51st state? Trump thinks it would be a boon to his legacy. But it would also be a boon to Democrats, who would gain a lot more voters. www.nytimes.com/ 2025/02/17/u... Canada as the 51st State? In Electoral Terms, Trump's Idea Favors Democrats. Canadians treat your threats of annexation as existential threats to our continued existence, not some sort of fun thought experiment about balancing the electoral college. Should it come to pass, it would destroy both our countries. Your military, for all • its strength couldn't win against insurgency in Vietnam or Afghanistan. It won't win one in Canada. Do you really want to send your children here to die, scared, alone and frozen? Handle your own business instead of making it the rest of the world's problem

Gary the Canadian Adventure Cat would like to remind America that if it invades Canada, its children will die, scared, alone and frozen.

Bert’s interests include: liquids, solids, definitely gasses

Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

A slightly crosseyed brown and grey tabby looks up into the camera with an expression of basic love and guile

Bert is, as always, unperturbed

No rest for the wicked = no joy for the kitty, I guess 😑

A really tired/angry/sad/fluffy-looking calico cat resting her chin on the arm of a couch

Elon Musk more like my personal musk all up in your upholstery ha ha

I’m an attorney at law. Do you need representation?

Floof solidarity. It’s a confusing time to be a cat.

Margaret Hamilton in later life. She has curly gray hair and is wearing a 70s style blue coat over a button up shirt

Margaret Hamilton as the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

My fluffness, is that Margaret Hamilton?

A brown tabby cat explores an IKEA shelving unit.

Nice try, Albert, but I don’t think #ikea is looking for a spokeskitty, though “kallax” does sound a lot like the sound you make when you’re hoiking up a hairball.

A brown striped house cat perches on the back of a chair facing the sun. His eyes are chartreuse and his claws sport bright green silicone claw covers.

Albert thinks he might score a product endorsement deal with SoftClaws because he got some that match his eyes. Sorta.

Two cats, one tabby and one calico, perch upon a precipice. The calico is sitting in a knitted cat bowl that appears to be on the verge of going over the edge.

We’re living on the edge, and not metaphorically.

Woman holds a very relaxed tabby cat. The cat sports festive green claw covers.

Bert likes to be picked up. Go figure.

A fluffy calico cat with a white muzzle and dickey and giant round green eyes sits on a Garfield-patterned fleece in my lap

Even Stacey can’t resist the lure of a giant fleece Garfield hoodie