Stacey is here.
Stacey is an elegant independent lady from the late 60s or early 70s
Capitalist Bert hunkers in the dark bunker he has built for himself while Soviet Stacey has her face turned into the light of communism
Stacey did not watch the Muppet Show, choosing instead to reread Pale Fire in the living room. First she ignored me, and I’d walked all the way back to the den when I heard a distant gulp and a gravelly peep: “My father was a Muppet… and a BASTARD 😤”
The house got power washed the other day and Bert was like a little kid at a fireworks display, running from room to room and cavorting in the shadows cast by all that water streaming down the windows
Just wiggling
Today I am 8
Bert doesn’t quite understand that if you want to sit in a box of sunshine, you’ll have to keep moving in order to stay in said box. It’s just science.
I’m a chatty catty, but we all need a little downtime.
All I want is a little peace and quiet. Maybe this basket will give me the refuge I need to facilitate a little self care and healing.
I might have to take him aside and explain to him the difference between a sweater shaver and a cucumber.
Albert faces off with his nemesis, the sweater shaver. Maybe he’s jealous because the shaver is allowed to “eat” the sweaters Bert craves.
No Bert, you’re the guy who takes the money and swabs down the windshield. I’m the car. You are playing car wash wrong.
Vroom vroom here comes the car wash
She is ever so serious
Bert thinks the statues of lions in front of the New York Public Library should be replaced with ones of house cats, and he’s happy to model. Instead of Patience and Fortitude they could call them Curiosity and……and what? Violence? Loyalty? Biscuits?
Bert’s getting all artsy-fartsy again.
‘Scuse me, may I speak to your manager?
Bert’s gotta stop watching speeches on tv.
If I don’t guard this yarn, Albert might just decide to eat it. And on a related note, what do you suppose the human is knitting? Looks to me like it might be another cat.
Gary the Canadian Adventure Cat would like to remind America that if it invades Canada, its children will die, scared, alone and frozen.
Bert’s interests include: liquids, solids, definitely gasses
Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess
Bert is, as always, unperturbed
No rest for the wicked = no joy for the kitty, I guess 😑
Elon Musk more like my personal musk all up in your upholstery ha ha
I’m an attorney at law. Do you need representation?
Floof solidarity. It’s a confusing time to be a cat.
My fluffness, is that Margaret Hamilton?
Nice try, Albert, but I don’t think #ikea is looking for a spokeskitty, though “kallax” does sound a lot like the sound you make when you’re hoiking up a hairball.
