Ren Helmuth

One of these days, the @mlb.com app will work on opening day.

Today is not that day.

Doing my civic duty at the library.

So like if you’re here and you’re not MAGA let’s be friends 👉🏼👈🏼

I was at the TO library and some people were talking about @thesavbananas.bsky.social and this is the part where a four year old might walk up and say “hey, I like the Savannah Bananas” but I am 34 so instead I was listening intently from the next aisle like 👀

My coworker tonight was a literal infant the first time I worked there 😂💀

Rethink your biases, that’s all I’m saying.

Honestly between this country trying to take everything from me and my ex doing the same, I’m feeling hella defeated.

Latest butt painting! I love these colors 💗💜 She’s on a 11x14 canvas panel and for sale in my Etsy shop $125
#art #artoftheday #ssbbw #bbwappreciation #bbwart #popart #maximalistart #etsy #artforsale

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Hey pals. Giving this another share. Things are dire and I need a lawyer like yesterday.

gofund.me/735ea797

Pizza Factory never lets me down 💕

I’m less than 24 hours from surprising my bestie at her baby shower and I think this might actually be the first time I really surprise her!

I’m obsessed and I want to rewatch it already.

Yeah! I’m so excited. I want to be a middle school librarian but I’m keeping marketing open in case I change my mind. I don’t think I will. School librarians are so important.

And no, she won’t see this. She doesn’t do random social media.

I’m surprising my best friend for her baby shower this weekend and I’m not sure which one of us is going to cry more.

So this happened at Trump’s inauguration. Remember how they complained that we were unfairly comparing MAGAs to nazis? 🖕

I could not have picked a more perfect degree program for myself. A BA in Creative Writing with an emphasis on fiction means I’m taking most of the prereq classes for my masters in Library Sciences, and my Marketing minor means I could still branch out into literary marketing. I’m so happy 🥹

a list of banned books that you can find free in the public domain:

1984
Fahrenheit 451
Brave New World
The Yellow Wallpaper
The Awakening
The Scarlet Letter
Lysistrata
The Weary Blues

Search “ full text [book title] public domain ”

#booksky #books #bannedbooks

I got a new job. It only pays $16 an hour, an costs over two gallons of gas round trip. I’m supposed to support my kids on this wage.

I’m grateful. Really. I sound ungrateful. But I just have no idea how I’m supposed to be a single mom at $16 an hour.

The vibes just aren’t vibing and idk if it’s because I’m not properly medicated right now or if it’s my intuition being like “yall we fucked”

Yall I am depressed as FUCK

Sometimes the call is coming from inside the group chat

I’ve been at my job since mid July, and I am already running breaks and taking charge of the front end every Sunday morning, and it’s not a big deal because it’s just retail but it’s cool to know that I’m trusted enough.

Photo of a table centerpiece made out of books. A nest of moss holds hand painted dragon eggs.

Literally the cutest baby shower ever.

I’m driving two hours each way for a friend’s baby shower and I honestly would drive six hours each way for them because I love them so much. I can’t wait to celebrate baby Alex!

This full moon is GIVING ✨

Image of a child in a red shopping cart, they are holding a giant with bullseye dog plushie that blocks their face

I almost broke down and spent $25 on this Bullseye plush because of this exact moment.

7am to 3pm on Black Friday. Could be worse.

Today I discovered that there are at least two other queer parents at my daughter’s school, and their kid is in her class, and I need to know these people.

I finally did the thing.