One of these days, the @mlb.com app will work on opening day.
Today is not that day.
@renhelmuth.bsky.social
They/them. Mom. Writer. Spoonie. Conejo Valley.
One of these days, the @mlb.com app will work on opening day.
Today is not that day.
Doing my civic duty at the library.
19.03.2025 23:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So like if youβre here and youβre not MAGA letβs be friends ππΌππΌ
16.03.2025 00:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was at the TO library and some people were talking about @thesavbananas.bsky.social and this is the part where a four year old might walk up and say βhey, I like the Savannah Bananasβ but I am 34 so instead I was listening intently from the next aisle like π
16.03.2025 00:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My coworker tonight was a literal infant the first time I worked there ππ
15.02.2025 05:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rethink your biases, thatβs all Iβm saying.
07.02.2025 23:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly between this country trying to take everything from me and my ex doing the same, Iβm feeling hella defeated.
29.01.2025 19:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Latest butt painting! I love these colors ππ Sheβs on a 11x14 canvas panel and for sale in my Etsy shop $125
#art #artoftheday #ssbbw #bbwappreciation #bbwart #popart #maximalistart #etsy #artforsale
Hey pals. Giving this another share. Things are dire and I need a lawyer like yesterday.
gofund.me/735ea797
Pizza Factory never lets me down π
26.01.2025 04:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm less than 24 hours from surprising my bestie at her baby shower and I think this might actually be the first time I really surprise her!
25.01.2025 09:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm obsessed and I want to rewatch it already.
25.01.2025 09:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah! Iβm so excited. I want to be a middle school librarian but Iβm keeping marketing open in case I change my mind. I donβt think I will. School librarians are so important.
23.01.2025 01:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And no, she wonβt see this. She doesnβt do random social media.
21.01.2025 01:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm surprising my best friend for her baby shower this weekend and Iβm not sure which one of us is going to cry more.
21.01.2025 01:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So this happened at Trumpβs inauguration. Remember how they complained that we were unfairly comparing MAGAs to nazis? π
20.01.2025 21:11 β π 51 π 14 π¬ 1 π 1I could not have picked a more perfect degree program for myself. A BA in Creative Writing with an emphasis on fiction means Iβm taking most of the prereq classes for my masters in Library Sciences, and my Marketing minor means I could still branch out into literary marketing. Iβm so happy π₯Ή
19.01.2025 23:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a list of banned books that you can find free in the public domain:
1984
Fahrenheit 451
Brave New World
The Yellow Wallpaper
The Awakening
The Scarlet Letter
Lysistrata
The Weary Blues
Search β full text [book title] public domain β
#booksky #books #bannedbooks
I got a new job. It only pays $16 an hour, an costs over two gallons of gas round trip. Iβm supposed to support my kids on this wage.
Iβm grateful. Really. I sound ungrateful. But I just have no idea how Iβm supposed to be a single mom at $16 an hour.
The vibes just arenβt vibing and idk if itβs because Iβm not properly medicated right now or if itβs my intuition being like βyall we fuckedβ
19.01.2025 05:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yall I am depressed as FUCK
11.01.2025 23:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes the call is coming from inside the group chat
19.11.2024 05:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve been at my job since mid July, and I am already running breaks and taking charge of the front end every Sunday morning, and itβs not a big deal because itβs just retail but itβs cool to know that Iβm trusted enough.
17.11.2024 23:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Photo of a table centerpiece made out of books. A nest of moss holds hand painted dragon eggs.
Literally the cutest baby shower ever.
17.11.2024 04:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm driving two hours each way for a friendβs baby shower and I honestly would drive six hours each way for them because I love them so much. I canβt wait to celebrate baby Alex!
16.11.2024 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This full moon is GIVING β¨
16.11.2024 04:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Image of a child in a red shopping cart, they are holding a giant with bullseye dog plushie that blocks their face
I almost broke down and spent $25 on this Bullseye plush because of this exact moment.
16.11.2024 03:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 07am to 3pm on Black Friday. Could be worse.
15.11.2024 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today I discovered that there are at least two other queer parents at my daughterβs school, and their kid is in her class, and I need to know these people.
15.11.2024 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I finally did the thing.
15.11.2024 05:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0