marisa

It’s a “Let them eat cake” moment.

Joel 🥹
Ellie 🥹
Joel taking care of Ellie 😍
Ellie being mad at Joel 😭
There being LITERAL MONSTERS TO WORRY ABOUT and still being upset about girls kissing girls 🙄🙄🙄🙄
#TheLastOfUs

The line cutting at DLR is actually getting out of control dude.

Johnathan Bailey’s American accent in the new Jurassic park movie is what’s going to get me to finally watch these movies. 🦖

Dear Me. #ThePitt if there is not at least one furry in that ER during the July 4th weekend, you can’t say your show takes place in Pittsburgh. Tysm

New clip from #TheLastofUs S2 🧟‍♂️

please stop making brainstorms at 4:30. this is my replying to emails time.

And there it is. Senator Cory Booker makes history-- the longest standing filibuster in US history at 24 hours 19 minutes and counting.

Good trouble.

a small, tan, scruffy dog is perched on the back of a senior golden retriever. Bella the little pup, has her paws placed on Hank the golden's forehead, pushing his skin down so his eyes are closed. Bella's tongue is out and her eyes are wide. seems like she's preparing for a treat, and Hank is used to the arrangement.

This is Bella and Hank. They have a commensal relationship in which Bella benefits and Hank neither benefits nor is harmed. 13/10 for both

A random girlie just walked past me and told me I looked so cute in my dress. 🥹 I’m just in a plain black dress and I’m just not 100% sold on myself this week and that really helped

#severance is renewed for Season 3.

#PraiseKier and Tim Cook.

film still #67

Choreography & Merriment

This is Frank. He is the perfect example of why golden retrievers don't make good guard dogs. But they make wonderful welcome committees. 13/10 (TT: accordingtobelieve)

SOMEONE IN UAE ADOPT LUFY RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!! Look at that face!!!

I just want to talk about the ending of season 1 of #Severance forever.

I will be doing the bare minimum today. Bc even though I did get a full night of sleep last night I’m fucking tired. Is the hour forward always this hard? My goodness

WHY DOES LA HATE A LENT FISH FRY?!?!?!

hey sorry i didn't text you back i've been having a bad day since 2016

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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

Please LA turn on your headlights when it's raining, but especially if you drive a grey/silver car. It's so hard to see you in the rain 😩

I would buy the shit out of this in the least ironic way. I just want an iPod again 😭

Paddington in Severance (2025)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1447

i've made three phone calls today and in all three phone calls I've said "oh my, I'm sorry my brain is soup already" so that's cool.

Paddington in Conclave (2024)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1443

haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

I cannot emphasize enough that the New York City subway is not scary. It’s one of my favorite parts of living here. I grew up in the suburbs having to drive on highways everywhere and that’s way scarier

I made Nate stand on my back this morning for 15 minutes while I giggled bc I’ve gotten three half assed massages this week and none have fixed the mess that is my lower back. And that’s what a year into dating me looks like, in case anyone was curious.

Oh cool Trump just re-invented DARE.

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.