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Scream A first-class satire invigorates the horror genre

your sunday morning long read

6000 words about Scream, one of the most influential horror movies ever

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bang

now it’s your turn

come be with us

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and we’re doing our next watch-along this tuesday night so it’s perfect timing 👀👀👀👀

me and one of the twins did the thing where you jump off the rocks into the water

i’ve been jumping off stuff into my whole life i’m glad he’s gonna carry on the tradition lol

anything that’s already happened has already happened

anything that’s happening now is happening now

easily no. 1

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Scream A first-class satire invigorates the horror genre

your sunday morning long read

6000 words about Scream, one of the most influential horror movies ever

goodmovie.substack.com/p/scream

me and one of the twins — cruising around a central american jungle looking for the predator

thanks i hate it

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you walk into any place in mexico and ask them for food and they give you this work of art

every GOOD MOVIE essay is made up of timestamped notes i took while watching the movie

here’s one from Scream

come read the rest goodmovie.substack.com/p/scream

BISCUITS EPSON AND CHASE RIDER!!!!!!!

reading is fun again

i’ve never been more jealous of anyone

whenever an essay is paywalled i have to find a place to put the actual paywall

for the Scream essay i put it right after this joke

i figured people were either gonna be like “i’m not paying to read this shit” or “i would empty my life savings to read whatever comes next” lol

come have some laughs on a friday evening ⤵️⤵️⤵️

BANG

we’re all waiting for you

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one at a time

that’s how we grow

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Scream A first-class satire invigorates the horror genre

here is an essay about Scream

this is the most important thing i’ve ever written

goodmovie.substack.com/p/scream

Scream A first-class satire invigorates the horror genre

here is an essay about Scream

this is the most important thing i’ve ever written

goodmovie.substack.com/p/scream

announced the book yesterday

today it’s:

no. 1 best seller in movers & shakers category for all books on amazon

no. 1 in basketball

no. 1 in sociology of sports

it’s somehow even no. 1 in baseball books lol

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announced the new book this morning

no. 1 by this evening i’m gonna cry 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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hello

i wrote a new book

it’s called EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL

it’s the coolest book i’ve ever written, and the longest book i’ve ever written (352 pages!!!), and the weirdest book i’ve ever written

i love it

it’s available for preorder today www.amazon.com/Expensive-Ba...

this reminds of the time that Barnes & Noble employee said he could always tell when someone was there to be buy one of my books because it always looks like the person has never been in a bookstore before lol

this link will automatically order it from whatever independent bookstore is closest to you ❤️❤️❤️

i worked on EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL in secret for over four years

i can’t wait for y’all to see this book 🥹

hello

i wrote a new book

it’s called EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL

it’s the coolest book i’ve ever written, and the longest book i’ve ever written (352 pages!!!), and the weirdest book i’ve ever written

i love it

it’s available for preorder today www.amazon.com/Expensive-Ba...