Barry McHale

To be honest, they all want sacking even if we scrape through this game. Absolute shambles. May as well give Thierno Barry the last over.

Back in work after a week off and I’m apoplectic with rage right now.

Very bold of Hearts to select Henri Paul at centre half today.

Playing out from the back is a bigger stain on the game than VAR.

I feel this ref has one more crowning turd in the water pipe left to come. An absolutely astonishing performance so far, somehow made worse by having to listen to Danny Murphy.

Harry Brook being fucking stupid again is it?

So did Blackburn get back to us over our loan bid for Shearer?

Raiders of the Lost Sausage

Sure, there’s plenty of UEFA Cup action, and sausages, to be talking about, but for me the biggest talking point is the size of the aisles at Lille’s ground. They could probably get another 10k in that ground if they just closed them up.

Licence to Sausage

Football has just happened in a big way.

Do good Everton.

I’m no expert, but if we get decent cash for Beto then it’s a yes for me.

Zak Crawley. Fucking Zak Crawley.

The keeper waving that away as the ball hit the net was incredibly funny.

Thought this was Duncan Ferguson for a second.

There better be a riot at full time if they don’t force this to penalties.

Can we all take a minute to thank me personally please.

Is the away kit looking more yellow today or is it my TV on the blink?

All you’ve done there is issue them a challenge.

Oh goody, Everton Football Club are “competing” in athletic competition today. Yay.

Every time they go to Tim Sherwood on Soccer Saturday I’m still none the wiser as to what the fuck is going on.

Was that Mike Summerbee in the City end then with a Turkey hair cut?

Good to see the excessive contact rule is still being made up on the fly.

City have massive Everton going to Anfield vibes about them today. Except they’ll probably still win.

What the fuck are they doing to the Hundred? Is it just a glorified Diet IPL now? Cos I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the point of it. That Manchester team rebrand is absolutely banter and no mistake.

Can someone please come and pick up their fog? It’s playing out in the street way past it’s tea time.

the Amorim press conference the other day was basically this

Sky have reeled out the big guns to debate Amorim’s sacking.