COULD YOU MAKE GOOD WRITING BY STEALING GOOD WRITING AND JUST SAYING YOU WROTE IT? GOOD. LET'S SPEND $4 BILLION ON THIS AS AN INDUSTRY.
10.03.2026 02:54 —
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Red headed woman in a (zipped!) dress with a sparkly necklace
Did not win but remained zipped in
09.03.2026 01:37 —
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i do need this! also the world needs to invent formal dresses THAT ACTUALLY ZIP OVER THE DAMN SEAM
08.03.2026 18:36 —
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update: i put lotion on my hands and now the zipper is out of the question. Getting a doorman involved.
08.03.2026 18:30 —
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When I set up my Apple wallet a long time ago I misspelled my name as Samandra and I thought it was so funny until today when I went to get a package and they said “you are not Samandra.” I know. Nobody is. That sounds like a reptile with long eyelashes.
08.03.2026 17:23 —
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i think you only have to be CHRONICALLY online to get it
08.03.2026 17:11 —
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honestly it was nice of him to get everyone excited about opera AND ping pong again
08.03.2026 17:09 —
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will ask Claude
08.03.2026 04:07 —
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This is perfect!
08.03.2026 01:13 —
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Based this on a Pinterest pic I can no longer find. Thought it was cute.
#characterdesign #bird
07.03.2026 20:32 —
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honored
07.03.2026 22:58 —
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level of single: just about posted a note on my local Buy Nothing group for someone to help zip up my dress
07.03.2026 22:39 —
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i do feel like it could be twenty-THREE hour breaking news coverage, but nonetheless you can watch us on the CNN app or on HBO Max tomorrow!
07.03.2026 22:16 —
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i'm all nonsense
07.03.2026 04:33 —
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Firing Kristi Noem is not enough. They should also make the next DHS Secretary a dog.
06.03.2026 03:48 —
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i do think it is only fair that they all look terrible. that is the kind of tv i want to watch
06.03.2026 01:59 —
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Listen it's not the MOST important thing happening, but I do think we should talk about how people are wearing fake eyelashes on Survivor
06.03.2026 01:21 —
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hahahahah i will never know
05.03.2026 02:59 —
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I left town!
05.03.2026 02:34 —
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Wait why do Montana politicians keep doing this? Is it something in the water?
05.03.2026 00:57 —
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If you go after Dunkin Iced coffee I think you may see a worse reaction than if you go to war
04.03.2026 14:45 —
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ok i'm convince that every guest sneaks something new and gold in there, like when you bring your own candy at a movie theatre.
03.03.2026 17:58 —
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i have become the de facto owner of my local coffee shop by spitting in every cup of coffee
02.03.2026 03:19 —
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I like it when Peeps does crossover episodes
01.03.2026 20:20 —
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ok phew. look forward to hearing your plan!
01.03.2026 17:36 —
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You will find that we at HIGNFY are also proponents of the library
01.03.2026 17:35 —
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if it is my job, someone needs to tell me pretty quick
01.03.2026 17:29 —
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LET HIM BE ADOPTED WITH HIS GOOD FRIEND, CHICKEN
01.03.2026 02:07 —
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yeah, i've managed to do it twice but the last two times have failed. so i'm guessing it might not be for me
28.02.2026 21:23 —
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I WAS TOLD YES BY MEDICINE
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