Annalise Skeeting

This movie feels like a fever dream. I remember walking to Family Video to rent the VHS

I was at the bathhouse and a guy stopped me to say "I think we used to follow each other on Twitter". It felt like that scene at the end of The Color Purple because he was a favorite oomf and we completely lost contact after the Xodus 🥹

Yea, I'm hoping it's not one of those events where everyone just stands around trying to be pretentious lol

I briefly considered going this year, then I thought about all I could do with the same amount of money lol

I never understood why it bothers people so much. It has never impacted my driving style

Glad you're feeling better 🙌🏽

Omg

Probably because it's 60° and sunny right now. Maybe I'll change my mind once it gets cold again tomorrow

I wanna be a hoe this weekend

Lmaooo she lost me halfway through, but I think I'm picking up what she's putting down 😂

Selfie of me wearing a shirt that says "Black history is my history"

Today's festive shirt

Wow, friend 🥵

I love flexing my biased authority at work to repeatedly kill any feature that wants the car to react to "high crime areas"

Yes please

Trying to be cute in my BHM sweatshirt like it's not covered in dog fur

When a strange man is glancing at me while I walk around alone at night, I can never tell if he's trying to cruise me or if he's sizing me up for a mugging

I've seen so many people say he should be harsher to the NYPD or Trump or whoever, but like, he can't accomplish anything that way. He's not going to make radical change, but he's certainly proving that he can achieve incremental changes that tangibly improve people's lives

I managed to get his name. I saw a casual acquaintance, and I made a point to greet him so I could initiate an introduction lol

A guy said "you still have my number, right? Check your schedule and let me know if you have time next week to grab a drink after work"
I indeed have his number but unfortunately I can't remember his name to find it 😬

Omg this came from your heart 😂

Oh hello

I'm actually so glad that she doubled down because I'm tired of people acting like women are unaware of the person they're married to. She already knows that man acts like that! For all we know, she could be doing the same shit with him

Back muscles are looking so good that I almost didn't notice the juicy ass

Jacob better not forget that he owes us a special episode this year

Sir, what is this shirt supposed to be covering? 😂

It's crazy how there's so much discussion around women, the primary consumers of all forms of romance media, being really into a romance show. And calling it "fetishization" for them getting horny over conventionally attractive men being sweet and getting naked.

That whole album is 🔥🔥🔥

Awww feel better, babe 🩶

Reheated Rivalry

Bartender, can I please get a sex on the beach