Annalise Skeeting

Seeing people blame this on Iran really verifies that we live in completely different worlds of information

The only male body types are either 7 versions of visible abs or chubby 😂

NY Post headline reading " @nypost.com GOP Sen. Tim Sheehy helps Capitol Police remove protester - who allegedly injured 3 officers and appeared to break his own arm - in wild scene"

The propaganda from US media is at cartoonish levels. There is literally a clear video of the entire incident

I wonder if flight attendants let out a sigh when they see a gay man going into the lavatory because they know a photoshoot is about to occur

My biggest dream is to have a quiet little courtyard with a koi pond

When there's an award for "Best Fan Edit" and it's between Shane Hollander Big Ole Freak and Tel Aviv being bombed to Boom Clap

But what if my riff on your name is super clever and you've never heard it before

Thanks boo 🥰

As much as this big ass scar down my chest annoys me, at least it helps give the illusion of additional cleavage

I don't know how people take me seriously when I look and sound like that 😭

I will never forgive Tesla for convincing every automaker to switch to fixed glass roofs instead of sliding sunroofs

I filmed for one of my friend's JFF and there is nothing more cringly humbling than seeing yourself on video

Like I said...

Wow, he's so judgmental

The people in charge at the auto companies do not care what customers want. They push whatever they want, then throw a tantrum when customers don't buy it

My wedding was delayed and shrunk due to the pandemic. It turned out amazing, but it's disappointing that I couldn't accommodate everyone. My network is very spread out geographically, so it's not likely that there'll be another event where I can see all of those people in the same room.

Right, and no sources are required lol

Nobody from the White House said that. Can we please stop making shit up to get angry about when there are plenty of real things to anger us

There should be a timestamp when someone blocks you so that you can go back and see what might have been the last straw

The bright moon centered in my eastern view with the last light of sunset out the west facing windows

Grand rising, homos and coloreds

It's always fun seeing random crossovers in your gay social circle. My curious ass wants to know how a guy from my elementary school crossed paths with the boyfriend of a guy I met at a bar in Kentucky.

Crown on your head, yes king

I think you've been eating enough ass for the both of us 😂

It's so serious that I already have money set aside for her US tour lol

Also, the ones who are concerned with other people's opinions are not going to openly admit it 🤭

That's unfortunately what I'm afraid of lol

I want a big ass piece of gooey butter cake, but I don't know where to find any in this city

This movie feels like a fever dream. I remember walking to Family Video to rent the VHS

I was at the bathhouse and a guy stopped me to say "I think we used to follow each other on Twitter". It felt like that scene at the end of The Color Purple because he was a favorite oomf and we completely lost contact after the Xodus 🥹