I decided not to go to TBRU because I had other plans, but those plans fell through so I'll just be sitting around with fomo
Seriously. Search bars have worked completely fine for years but all of the sudden you can't find anything on Google, in your email, on a shopping site, even when using direct quotes from the thing you're looking for
Who cares about a minimum payment when they start nuking our shit
I used to think that reading comprehension tests were dumb. You're asking me questions that are directly answered in a short passage that you allow me to reread as much as I need? Where's the challenge?
Imagine my surprise when I became an adult and realized how many other adults can't do that.
I have a hypothesis that the highest achieving employees are less likely to offload as many tasks to AI, thereby biasing the training data of the "job stealing" AI to behave more like your most useless coworkers
This is the Mamdani playbook of always pivoting back to your core message. I think he's taking it
Wake it up
Some Chicago suburbs being over 70° while the city is only in the 30s is crazy
Two of my friends accidentally fucked in the darkroom and didn't realize until someone's Apple watch lit up and illuminated their faces lmaoooo
Pretty much I would let Donald know that he is a fat cunt, and, um, the shoes that he gave me were not something that I would particularly buy for myself. They were old maiden type of shoes.
People underestimate how many incremental quality of life improvements were initiated or achieved by the Biden administration. It's going to be a long time (if ever) before any of these things come back
I tried to get a photo with a friend I ran into, and I love how we look so terrible but the porn is perfectly in focus
They went back and forth with diss tracks about each other lol
The Sukihana who beefed with Cupcakke or a different Suki?
Keeping track of your holiversary is crazy 😂
Bedtime
The bottoms bought an extra case of bottled water for douching (Mexico), but someone put it all in the fridge so everybody got chilled hole 💀
Are there any secretly caucasian people with BET awards 😭😭
Exactly where my face needs to be
Facebook is down the hall, my friend
He had on some gym-style short shorts with a sweater. It looked like some shit you throw on to take the dog out 😭
I'm on vacation with a bunch of gays, and we were all congregating in the lobby to go out last night. One of the guys steps out of his room, and everyone turns their heads and goes silent while one person says "oh. that's what you're wearing out?" 😭😭 I couldn't even defend my sister
A Portland polycule
Wow, it makes sense to me
No. I love a cold glass of boneless root beer
Seeing people blame this on Iran really verifies that we live in completely different worlds of information
The only male body types are either 7 versions of visible abs or chubby 😂
The propaganda from US media is at cartoonish levels. There is literally a clear video of the entire incident
I wonder if flight attendants let out a sigh when they see a gay man going into the lavatory because they know a photoshoot is about to occur
