pepto abysmal 🌻

What if I don’t want to lock in? What if I want to unlock?? To lock out???

Adam just told me I’m a yapper and that I could talk myself into a life sentence even if I was innocent of all crimes LMAOOO

Maybe I should put the bluesky app on my phone screen where the twitter app currently is so instead of wasting my time there, I remember to waste it here instead

WHAT A GOOD SUNDAY :)

GOOD MORNING BSKY, I’m gonna make blueberry pancakes and pumpkin spice coffee then walk the dog then get ready for a cute little wreath-making crafternoon with my bestie and my mama before having a cozy evening and dinner with my man! Happy Sunday, I hope you all do something nice today!!! 🥰

I’ve had the flu for a week and am finally feeling less like death warmed over today, so I actually cooked a proper dinner from scratch instead of eating my default bowl of soup from a can and that feels like a goddamn victory :’)

Apple Health!

No, I don’t, because I don’t have sleep apnea lol.

Sexci

Hell yeah

Much obliged 🫡

So uhh can I ramble into the abyss here the same way I do on tw*tter?

Relatable, unfortunately

brb gotta light my smoky pumpkin wine candle

why do i live in southern ontario when this is what it looks like up north this time of year???

ok this makes sense! here’s hoping it does the same for me haha. hello :)

so is this basically the same as threads which is similar to a less shitty twitter???

😌

I want a snack so badly but there are no snacks to be had

I really have to remember this app exists and actually use it :)))

girl dinner

had a very beautiful little weekend 🥰

Wow I entirely forgot about this app. I had a phenomenal weekend celebrating my bday though. 🥹

Last lift as a 30 year old 🫡😵‍💫😤

Does this app not support videos?? Omg lol

I need bluesky to add the feature where you can see which of your mutuals follow someone pls and thx

My birthday is one week today. In the past year, I walked away from a man who was about to propose, went through the darkest chapter of my life, recovered from an eating disorder, began unapologetically seeking joy, and accidentally went viral for exposing a predator.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you see me posting the same shit here as on twitter, mind your business 😘

I heard we were doing this

She BLUE on my SKY till I JACK DORSEY