blicky blicky.hog.exposed - Bluesky Statics

don't love me not

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1920’s felix the cat postcard

1920’s

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publish!!

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i gasped tbqh

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awww you did such an incredible job with this

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A naked Nawiz sits on a chair with his feet together and toes lifted. His penis stands erect, with a glans half-concealed in foreskin. His balls hang below, and his belly and chest hang above, with his nipples pointing outwards. His arms are spread and his hands are touching his knees, exposing his dark, hairy armpits. Mmm... cock...... <3

Happy Valentine's, dawgs 💖
Have a vaguely heart-shaped dog nude. Shall we make commence lovemaking today?

#nsfw #irl #irlnsfw #penis #malefeet #pupplay

14.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 421 🔁 42 💬 5 📌 2

bulge but make it valentine's 💓

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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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Barista 🐶☕️✨️

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Sketch of Connor the rat (MonsterBulge) sitting and having a smoke, cigarette in one hand and a lighter in the other. He is completely naked, minus the hat, leaving his densely hairy and sweaty body exposed. Precum drips from his thick foreskin while he stares at the viewer with a smug grin.

Was drooling over @monster-bulge.bsky.social 's stud rat Connor last week, so I drew up some fanart. Might have gone just a tad overboard on the body hair. 🐀💦

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