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He/Him. Author, editor, lover of puns.

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to be fair, its because im using a feed intended for catching stuff about web serial novels, so its what all the other posts around it were about.

06.10.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was about to say, I miss Google reader. and then I realized that, not that kind of web serial.

03.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, the artist did quite a lot of excellent writing alongside me on our projects, but yeah, wheels, houses, throwing a bearing

03.10.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

insert big bad wolf music video

03.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the runneled ray gun?

03.10.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so many bullets... all over the place

i thought you were writing a fantasy, not a modern war piece?

... Word...

02.10.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Badges of honor"

02.10.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh shoot! i read a bit of antlers and then lost it / forgot about it.

Binge time!

01.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

link in post might help with that!

01.10.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
The Drake of Craumont Ivy Crawford has done her best to put Craumont, and her past, behind her. Sheโ€™d much rather live life as a Delver, exploring rifts in the world itself, battling monsters with her claws and magic in eq...

'Dawn greets me in bed today, its golden blade rising through the curtains to hold me at swordpoint. Itโ€™s not the usual way we meet, and I donโ€™t intend to make a habit of it.'

what a line! opening of the newsest chapter of www.royalroad.com/fiction/1087...

awesome fantasy serial

01.10.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awesome! I devoured the first few, but hit a reading slump right then and never got back to it. its been long enough I should probs start fresh.

01.10.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do you feel that, the change in the air?

GUESS WHAT ITS WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY

01.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5978    ๐Ÿ” 1678    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

all of the plant-based leathers, are basically recreations of those old processes using new organic precursors. or using the cellulose and other organic portions along with just straight normal plastic as a filler.

17.09.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thing to remember is that plastic originally was made by treating various organic sources, and the truly synthetic plastics came about because we were able to synthesize the chemicals that we pulled from those organic sources more easily than processing the precursors.

17.09.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, a great many of us are. But she doesn't get to be the whole community. She never has been.

13.09.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and then there's Leslie Fish... ( sorry, still angry)

13.09.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

right? Like, its plastic. its plastic made with some of the worst chemicals that we can use to make pliable plastics, and it's going to break down and end up in a landfill so much sooner.

13.09.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incomplete WIP.

11.09.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol, it would have been an amazing reference, but then, some of my best jokes are ones that were never intended to be jokes/references.

here's hoping other things you wrote did actually ship too!

10.09.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

first song, parody of Ghost's Spillways, Spill Seed, gonna be about breeding kinks.

10.09.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think I've finalized some of the basics for my idea of a Weird Al parody that does erotic / filthy parodies of songs.

Name is Lewd Lex Yanknflik. Instrument that ends up in every song? Tin whistle.

Percussion often replaced with spanks and flesh slaps.

10.09.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom was talking wanting some new heavy duty mugs, and tells me all the time since I was a baby how the best camping is in Banff and I have no idea what REAL MOUNTAINS are like...

10.09.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A. even if it is the only thing you wrote that shipped. that's fucking awesome.

B. please tell me ghosted is a reference to Star Trek tng? often served with a glass of Beverly?

10.09.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

some people are like.. which shot did you get, Johnson & Johnson or moderna? in this case it's like... Hornaday or Federal?

10.09.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mood. I want my funeral to be a fucking roast.

( metaphorically.. and possibly literally. Michael Valentine Smith had the best funeral.)

10.09.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

has anyone seen a single confirmation of death that isn't just quoting Trump's post?

10.09.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did any of the people on the left that got shot have a history of telling their followers to violently attack and kill people on the right? no? then false equivalence.

10.09.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well shit. that means he's going to make it.

10.09.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i would simply keep my blood on the inside

10.09.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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