Joseph Fink, we're going to win

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

Always recommend Just King Things rangedtouch.com/2022/06/13/it/

Funny that no one including him is having a good time here. We're all stuck in this hell because one old asshole didn't want to go to jail for crimes he committed

The president is "taking L's" and "crashing out"

if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too

headline from Jan 24: Target says it is ending its DEI goals and programs, citing an ‘evolving external landscape’

stock for Target, showing a complete collapse starting the exact week of that headline

mmm mmm mmm

Continued illustration that Republicans used to use right wing propaganda to manipulate voters, but now the party is fully taken over by people who just watch and believe all the garbage. It's melted brains all the way up

I started reading this being like "ok maybe he has a reason to be mad?" But mostly it's just him ranting about ((Soros))

Put in the judicial record that I'm mad

Symphony (aka Tamika Flynn) is standing in the woods, mouth open like she is roaring, hands up with fingers curled menacingly. She is wearing the Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt, which is a light blue sweatshirt with a bear on the front. It's mouth is open wide, teeth bared and it has five eyes.

A light blue t-shirt with a bear on the front. It's mouth is open wide and it has five eyes.

A light blue fitted t-shirt with a bear on the front. It's mouth is open wide and it has five eyes.

A light blue sweatshirt with a bear on the front. It's mouth is open wide and it has five eyes.

The Night Vale Parks Department encourages everyone to be one with nature.

This is your last chance to make it yours. Once this design sells out it's gone forever.

Find it here: buff.ly/5yHAmKJ

it's an italian cheese named after Mario saying "as I go"

god every detail about the fuck up on trying to get revenge on Comey just keeps getting better

oh ok and then they're just supposed to fall asleep in silence?

Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.

I would think there should be some sort of legal consequence, at least disbarring, for presenting a fake indictment. It's straight up fraud

This is their first big show of strength in going after his enemies, and they have managed to have their pants fall down, making them trip backwards down some stairs, farting as they hit every step

Short version: the clown put in charge of their first public revenge trial was embarrassed that she couldn't get an indictment on 1 of the charges, and so faked a version that didn't have that charge, in doing so completely fucking her case by presenting an indictment a grand jury hadn't signed off

This is fucking wild

Medieval peasants didn't even know about putting on a little podcast to go to sleep :(

an important message to elite society in general:

this is an unpopular, weak and failing lame duck president and you can just tell him no

Don't use AI

“the whitr house”

love when democratic senators use AI graphics, definitely makes me feel valued as labor for the movement

I've been told that one of the Actually It Has Some Uses of genAI is that it can analyze data, but it also cannot do that. Copilot repeatedly fails to tell which of two numbers is higher. It cannot analyze a dataset of two. AI is a scam. It is financial fraud

A tech reporter on tiktok just tried the exact questions that Microsoft showed in its Copilot commercial, and given unlimited tries, it could not actually answer any of them. Not a single one

Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account

If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards

Golden Globes podcast category ripped as ‘money grab’ as controversy swirls: ‘Out of control’ Podcasts would have to mount expensive campaigns to vie for nominations the way Hollywood movie and TV project usually do.

The whole thing is just a bribery scheme pagesix.com/2025/10/25/e...