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@cryptotheism.bsky.social

I study western esotericism for a living "they're like the Bill Nye of the occult" -Alfed Einstein

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Question: Does he make cathedrals, or is he serving the body of Christ to parishioners with various toppings?

04.12.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Giddy up jingle horse mommy needs attention

04.12.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't imagine what sort of twisted fuck would want to play Hamlet when he LITERALLY kills his dad. Didn't Shakespeare know that patricide happens in real life? Pretty problematic.

04.12.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Christmas isn't really about anything anymore. We have a Christmas themed Christmas in the same sense that studio pornography has sex themed sex. To say nothing of Christmas porn. Wonderful little knot of recursive voyeurism isn't it? Having Christmas sex themed Christmas sex.

04.12.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Creationism has not been a Jewish majority position for quite some time now lol. Maimonides had Rationalist takes on biblical chronology way back in the 12th century.

02.12.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I HAVE wanted to read the Wikipedia list of pickled foods on stream. That could be fun...

02.12.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might do a little Patreon drive soon. Id like to offer people something that isn't tarot readings but we will see how things go!

02.12.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hekhalot-Merkava it's form and context, today on Patreon
www.patreon.com/posts/142433...

02.12.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This fantasy race is only women for an amazing reason

28.11.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't defrost it early enough. Azoth dried up into crud.

28.11.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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pussy pilgrim badge 15 second doodle fanart

07.05.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Video Essayists were a lay priesthood common to the late American empire, whose primary function was to classify Toys as either ruined by woke, or secretly leftist.

25.11.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

alchemy_(artwork)

23.11.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hebrew? Now that's interesting. I wonder what high medieval Jews thought about prestor John.

23.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

THE HUNT CONTINUES

21.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a beautiful day for a hunt

20.11.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly fuck that knoll

20.11.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Hunt Begins
www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism

18.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Hi I wrote these

18.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They are growing people in labs with 5 million subs on YouTube

16.11.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love in teen movies when there's an evil detective in charge of cracking down on like, rollerskate and candy gangs. What's up with that guy. What does he do on other cases.

16.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone ever thought of selling a monthly curated box of nerd/geek merchandise for a low monthly subscription?

12.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Thinking about Bright (2017) again

12.11.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I have two people on the spectrum attempting to mislead and further my downfall at all times

10.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The implications have never been more clear

10.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome To The Dark Place

07.11.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wrapping up hekhalot-merkava this week, introducing the PGM
www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism

07.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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just found the ultimate thanksgiving fit

06.11.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

That makes sense

05.11.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are the metal bits prosthetics? Where do they end if at all

05.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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