Kevin is tired

I don't understand why I see things so differently. I see a health insurance industry that thinks it's entitled to charge people 1/3rd of their income for healthcare. That industry shouldn't be "fixed." It should be burned to the ground and its ashes pissed on.

two men are holding hands in a room with the words story of my life on the bottom Alt: Garbage boy band singing garbage song.

Story of my life

Sometimes, I wonder if Planet Fitness is still billing me.

I think I have the album on vinyl. Maybe I will stay home and just listen to music.

Can I just stay home and listen to music today?

Accidentally smacked a bumblebee once.

Bastard chased me and my friends for 3 miles.

Can't blame em. It's so hard to get rid of roaches once they get inside.

Our sweet Layla is struggling. The outcome isn’t looking good. The love our pets grant us is so daunting and unconditional. If you pray or just wish for strength, please direct some to our Laylakins.

How???

Dr. Jane Goodall, the legendary animal rights advocate, has died at 91.

The Walmart by me kept putting ground coffee on clearance for $2 a bag a couple of months ago.

I bought 18 bags of coffee and a dozen boxes of pods.

I'm good on coffee for a while.

And host Entertainment Tonight with John Tesh

This feels like...my life.

Indiana Jones Belongs In A Museum GIF Alt: Indiana Jones Belongs In A Museum GIF

Where's the skateboard now?

YouTube video by Shirley Șerban Edelweiss for Today: Epstein Files; A Sound of Music Challenge for Trump

youtube.com/watch?v=jV9m... so well done!!!!

I have a cat who used to bring me live snakes.

So much fun.

No wonder she got lost...her plane has no windows.

I just hope I'm not too sore for all the meal prep tomorrow.

I was gifted 40 bucks and used it on mostly fresh produce.

I really thought today was going to be a bust.

I had to force myself to go to the store for food for the week, but that was enough to motivate me to do some light cleaning, which turned into eleven hours of cleaning and organizing.

I'm super happy and super sore.

Listen to this cunt then help me to file a complaint against her for committing malpractice and a crime and admitting to it.

Instructions in the following skeets

This feels wrong to me in an almost biblical way.

And potentially unsafe.

I'm one of those things!

Full disclosure...I still kinda suck.

I worked with that guys then current girlfriend when the song hit. The restaurant played it all the time. We all hated it. Especially her.

Cuz it's so hard to hit a target that's moving at a slow, predictable rate.

That is so weird.

Woulda been funnier on the other leg.

What does it mean when all the animals love you...except dachshunds.

I hate when tv shows recycle plot lines from previous seasons.

ice cube says i got to say it was a good day in front of a graveyard Alt: ice cube says i got to say it was a good day in front of a graveyard

We did. It was back in the 90s. I was 18, and it was glorious.

Release the epsteinaminophen files

That shit is bonkers.