Jessica

how are there already porn bots on here

the only reason im having a white christmas is because theres no POC in my immediate family

my midwestern city hasnt gotten snow since january and it's going to be 50 degrees on christmas. we are at a new level of sooo fucked

need a 5'10 man with pretty eyes soooo bad

My life would be so much easier if i could effectively pee standing up

Playing another round of “Who Would Win” and tonights episode is Debilitating Intrusive Thoughts versus 2 ambien and 1 lorazepam

Bluesky needs more balls on the feed

Sleeping in my contacts, you cant stop me

Im thankful for YOU 🫵🏼

is it persistence or obsession

my first 2 weeks on here were all cats and hentai, be grateful its just cats

for hipaa reasons im gonna clarify, i do not have a patient named dale, nor have i actually ever met a dale

being in healthcare sucks because i want to tell people about my patients like theyre just everyday people i meet. like wdym i cant tell my friends what dale did today

More like sharter pack

at my job, i pee in the ladies bathroom and poop in the mens. Its become a habit that i sing "poopin in the boys room" every time and then i get this jingle stuck in my head all day long

i’m sorta hung up on someone rn but in 8 years i would love to think about dating you

absolutely obsessing over the thought of my great grandpa on a farm going “gotta lock in” at 5am to shuck corn or something

idek what to post here. Feels too soon for horny posting

that wasn’t even originally a tweet, it was a tumblr post

I feel more tumblr than twitter on here

my most toxic ex just liked me on tinder, we're so back

roleplaying with this guy but its about how im living in his walls and eating his food

“block swiftly and block often” what if i don’t want to. what if i like psychic damage upon myself

twitter is when spongebobs mind catches on fire and the filing cabinet papers are everywhere. Idk what Bluesky is yet

I didnt really hesitate to join bluesky but they could NEVER get me onto threads

Look mama i made it !!

discover is just posts from 16 hours ago

boy I picked a hell of a time to not want to die anymore