marina🌸

some nice cleavage on a tattooed femme in a yellow bra

breast card never declines

text your girl to look at the moon tonight or else i will

While we’re all mad at Bluesky: the users who look down on people still ising twitter as if this site wasn’t founded by the asshole who sold it to that moron in the first place are delusional.

it’s the same ingredients. the same recipe. the same cooks. why are you pretending it’s a different dish?

Dove's Plants Dove's Plants

still waiting for them orders dovesplants.com

three orders or $150 whichever comes first we still celebrate

i just need 3 more orders to hit 30 total since i opened!

wrist fully displaying 10 different beaded jellyfish hangers

jellyfish hangers back in stock 🪼✨

dovesplants.com

Dove's Plants Dove's Plants

if you have coin 🌱

dovesplants.com

elf marina wearing a chainmail necklace and black dress holding up a large xerographica to their face

your modded skyrim dragonborn after stealing back the nirnroots they just sold to the potions merchant

what the fuck is wrong with this website

11 months ago is frying me like yall don’t get shit done bc ur boss is always on that damn phone

for all the talk about how better engagement is for professionals on bluesky i would simply feel embarrassed to advertise this app to my clients based solely on the dev teams social ineptitude

This is extra funny because the BS team is like "the tech is the product not the users" and it's like OK, cool but that doesn't seem to work as you sold it either

Learning that the CEO of this website reads books from the middle to skip the "boring" parts really clarified the whole project for me tbh.

Yeah I’m on mastodon. Going to visit in laws. Bring them new atlatl. Make big fire. Laugh. Cry. Good time. Kids watching Bluey in mastodon back seat. Very gratitude.

how can you make death threats towards a dead guy

So… Łink’s account is permabanned from Bluesky’s appview, but also gets banned from:

WhiteWind
Skylight
Bluescreen
Flashes

Basically all ATproto apps/projects?

WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS PROJECT THEN?

people who built bsky:
-trans women (bsky protects jesse singal)
-Black users (bsky allows rampant antiBlack racism)
-SWers (bsky to implement hostile age verification in UK)
-organizers and activists (bsky autodeletes anyone in gaza with a pulse)
-artists (bsky dev says AI has rights lmao)

Website rules end of story

i only have six left!

@jay.bsky.team: if you don't like it you can leave!

link: *leaves and clowns on jay*

jay: not like that! *bans link despite him supposedly being able to leave bsky*

someone actually into findom would send me a large sum of money for the pleasure of my conversation bc they understand the value of my time. i have my boys who treat me right and i also love talking to every day. it could be you but u can’t even keep a plant alive so…..

plants have been the full time gig for awhile now so unfortunately for you losers i get to be really stingy about sex work now like only taking clients who have fully developed personalities.

sorry im actually really stressed out by a million things right now both good and bad and it’s making me a cranky toddler 😭😭

getting told by the psychiatrist after hours line that my medication they refused to fill during business hours isn’t an “emergency” in their system as if being denied sleep isn’t a literal method of torture

wait what i miss

some nice cleavage on a tattooed femme in a yellow bra

breast card never declines

comedians are not ensouled first of all

try bromeliad fertilizer and more sun!!