The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
05.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 20281 🔁 4934 💬 548 📌 142The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
05.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 20281 🔁 4934 💬 548 📌 142Wait—so now they’re releasing Epstein files to distract us from their war with Iran?
06.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 260 🔁 48 💬 14 📌 1The worst part is the aftermath where we find out all the Christian white nationalists are here to stay because they got rejected in the Rapture.
06.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Crusaders = Christian Inquisitors = Christian Nazis = Christian KKK = Christian Maga = Christian There seems to bea pattern here
Weird, huh?
04.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 107 🔁 35 💬 11 📌 3
“A big, strong man with tears in his eyes came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, sir, thank you for making wars great again.’ He tried to shake my hand, but he was so tall he ended up choking my neck.”
04.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 376 🔁 88 💬 83 📌 13
Turns out the cure for Trump Derangement Syndrome is more Donald Trump.
04.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 151 🔁 45 💬 17 📌 1
“I was born in a stable in Jerusalem. My mother, Mary, was a virgin, and my father was Frederick Christ Trump (look it up). Three wise CEOs came bearing gifts: $75M, Peace Prizes, 24-carat trophies, and tons of my shitcoin.”
04.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 713 🔁 168 💬 84 📌 9He’s taking his love of gold drapes too far.
04.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 1895 🔁 467 💬 273 📌 52The GOP spent over $100M in the Texas Senate race, only to have to do it all over again. 😂
05.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 1140 🔁 207 💬 75 📌 4
Collect the entire trilogy.
05.03.2026 00:53 — 👍 543 🔁 123 💬 44 📌 2It’s not a war just like it wasn’t an insurrection.
05.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 115 🔁 36 💬 2 📌 5This is how we treat veterans in America. This veteran came to stand up for fellow soldiers being used by Israel and his arm was broken as he was violently removed.
04.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 691 🔁 384 💬 82 📌 36Hundreds of thousands of Americans are currently stranded in a war zone because the President raped little kids.
04.03.2026 14:58 — 👍 1236 🔁 321 💬 42 📌 15BREAKING: Rubio suggests stranded Americans in the Middle East rely on the Knights Templar for protection, since the Crusades are back.
04.03.2026 13:12 — 👍 117 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 0The Secretary of War Crimes should have to blow into a breathalyzer to unlock his office door every morning.
04.03.2026 13:17 — 👍 3416 🔁 762 💬 122 📌 34😂🔥
04.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s wild to see her go harder on Trump than 99% of the Democratic Party.
04.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 1576 🔁 423 💬 200 📌 45It’s gonna suck when the Rapture happens and God refuses to take most of them.
03.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 110 🔁 22 💬 8 📌 2It’s gonna really suck when these thieving, billionaire, techno-fascist pedos bring on Armageddon and Jesus doesn’t even show up.
03.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 130 🔁 24 💬 13 📌 1
I’m 100% positive that Pete Hegseth smells like Jaeger Bombs and Axe Body Spray.
I can smell every picture I see of him.
More brilliance.
www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-director...
It’s gonna suck when the Rapture happens and God refuses to take most of them.
03.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 110 🔁 22 💬 8 📌 2
I’m sorry, Officer.
I had to preemptively hit that car even though it was parked because I believed it posed an imminent threat.
Marco Rubio, maybe.
I bet Hegseth starts drinking again this week.
02.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 39 🔁 7 💬 18 📌 1Operation ‘Epic Fury’ already looking more like Operation ‘Epic Failure’.
03.03.2026 13:33 — 👍 135 🔁 33 💬 19 📌 1If his rich friends can privately fund his ballroom, they can also fund his war in Iran.
03.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 3255 🔁 616 💬 109 📌 34
I’m not saying Mike Johnson is the worst Speaker we’ve ever had.
But he is.
BREAKING NEWS: Senile Satan will give a complete assessment of the White House drapes tonight at 9PM Eastern.
03.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 1556 🔁 395 💬 186 📌 33
I fucking hate it here. Everything is so f'ing stupid.
03.03.2026 01:27 — 👍 236 🔁 97 💬 5 📌 3When you’re a star, they let you do it.
03.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
