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Colin Robinson

@fermiparasocks.bsky.social

unreliable narrator

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executive order that lets land vote

05.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

am i crazy or is this new jurassic park movie as bad as it seems

05.03.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HE
COULD
GO
ALL
THE WAY

04.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

plus that sort of thing never has to end

04.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she seemed genuinely like β€œwtf?! he knows about that?” lmao

04.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

so this is that spot of bother shit they been talking about

04.03.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

interesting turn of events. i’m shocked that we find ourselves in yet another projection situation. who could have ever predicted

04.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that’s the room where all the propaganda propagated so yeah

04.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean you’ve had 47 years. we’ve been at war for 47 years with these people come on

04.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh no the bit is stuck in the quote

04.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m hoping they keep up the β€œwords are gay bit”

04.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

waterbed mold problem chic

04.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kristi noem out here looking like a glamour shots after a house fire

04.03.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i hope undesirables such as conservatives don’t start saying β€œvestibule” and ruin it. it’s my go to word when i’m high like now

04.03.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i wonder if he thinks we don’t get it when he capitalizes the mob shit

04.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s crazy because last i heard jared had completely fixed the middle east now we’re doing epic furries

04.03.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed
04.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we get like 2 weeks of this in va until it gets too humid

04.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wr are all cricket

04.03.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that first day of the year when you can open the windows and turn off the air is so goated

04.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

me when my wife asks if i bought any steam games this week

04.03.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

let them have her and just never even ask what happened to her

04.03.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

let them have her

04.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

poor cricket

04.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i dunno if yall know any liars but this means β€œyes”

04.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

owala > stanley. i have spoken

04.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kristi noem the law. everyone noem that

04.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

47+2 weeks every 2weeks

04.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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with a little sweet and simple numbing me

04.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

could be 47

04.03.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1