Foucault's Pudendum

lmao I've somehow never heard of this before, that's incredible

It was front mission alternative PS1, with the Dingus

New sequel to Kill Him Faster looks legit

MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: C’mere baby. I want you.
*time stops*
*VFX outline shimmers around her yellow underwear*
ME, THINKING: I think she wants something, but what?
*2 seconds later*
ME, THINKING: Her underwear seems important.
*2 seconds later*
ME, THINKING: I bet I can interact with her underwear.

ok had to draw this too

This is just an Onion headline in the wild

HELP this keeps getting funnier

I'm going to be remembering Pathfinder Online on my death bed

Seriously I've always been so proud this relationship is built on mutual respect and we rejected the conventional goals in a relationshi so it' fitting instead of crashing out over the pattern on the curtains six weeks after moving in you're going to be a worm about an inch and a half long

The anchors in the NBC Olympics studio explaining they have to delay the slalom. Carmen Sandiago stole the freaking mountain. "Very little retail value" and "because she can" are phrases that are repeated. Footage of an athlete standing by a big hole, hands on hips. Frustration written on their face

This movie has never been the same since for me

Nobody has yet to even explain what a God of War "game as a service" game would even look like, like it's just a genuine madlibs of a concept

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Tactical View

The cover of Cringe Wizard (subtitle: Reborn in the TTRPG World I Wrote In High School and Boy, this is a Lot). A young wizard moves tokens representing adventurers around a D&D-style battlemap, where they're facing off against some skeletons and an undead man with stitched, greying skin and a mohawk.

My first light novel is available now! CRINGE WIZARD is an isekai tale about a guy who gets reborn as a quest NPC in the terrible TTRPG campaign he ran as a teenager.

Get it here:
itch: ettin.itch.io/cringe-wizard
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Every time you ask your AI assistant to do your taxes for you, roll a d20: on a 1, you commit tax fraud and go to prison

This reminds me of the review of the Call of Cthulhu RPG, which runs on a percentile die roll system, noting that a surgeon with an 80% skill rating in Surgery was cutting off the wrong leg one time in five. A 95% success rate means that your AI-run system is operating on Roll a Natural 1 logic

The thing every driving instructor will ding you for, some might even instantly fail you for it: nah you can ignore this, it's more like a guideline really

"Every hotel room has a coffee maker" yeah they also have a shower

a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.

the Konami Python 2 will always be the peak of mid-2000s arcadejank to me

imagine being an arcade tech back then, and you finally receive the kit to upgrade your cab from DDR SuperNOVA to SuperNOVA 2, so you open the case to get at the disc drive, and you're met face-to-face with this:

See both of "The Anime Sickos" performing live comedy in one week. If you don't go to this you are making the biggest mistake of your life

Many such cases

@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social I don't usually do the callout bit but I figured you'd like to know you've somehow ended up following a no-fooling nazi

I think it was John Rogers who said that billionaires are basically the equivalent of private citizens owning loose nukes

It's very funny that we had a plethora of media tie-in games for decades, then the biggest pop culture movie stranglehold in existence shows up and maybe the most memorable video game you get for it is Lego Marvel Superheroes

triple a publishers are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily

diogenes: yesterday i fell down a muddy hill for what must've been about an hour and it jostled my body so much i ended up pissing and cumming before passing out

plato: and what, do you expect me to feel bad for you?

diogenes: i was bragging

Studio that did high end remakes of older classics got shifted to a live service God of War game and then shut down because no one wants a live service God of War game.

Always flashing back to Goblinworks closing and then being followed by Dancey posting photos to Facebook of his beach vacation that followed.

I guess he's due for another beach trip.