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It's been a while since I professionally dealt with computer guts, but even completely rebuilding it shouldn't take more than an hour or two once they have parts in hand. That's nuts.

Jesus, are they resoldering the whole thing from scratch?

Hear me out. Make it mandatory, especially for sports you know nothing about.

That's so dumb it's offensive

John Wick 5 should just be the story of the Baba Yaga, with no gunplay or martial arts, but with Keanu Reeves playing a gender fluid Baba Yaga living in the chicken legged house, flying around medieval Russia in a magical pestle and mortar, with no explanation or any connection to the other films.

I don't disagree with her, but that "wrong side of history" always sounds like part of a motivational speech Leonidas gives the Spartans before they get wiped out.

"Danzig's violent music and use of Satanic imagery conflicted with the corporate image projected by Disney, the parent company of Danzig's new record label, Hollywood Records."

I don't think the sacrifices were terribly successful, but at least they were cathartic

This is so much better than listening to quarterbacks wax poetic about their craft

I love when military guys say "first taste of combat" like it's a new ice cream flavor or something

None. Sail the High Seas.

Baja blast and other mountain dew technologies

I thought cloves only came in their natural cigarette form

Beauty is suffering

Just journalctl

Walmart had nothing I came for (not surprised), but I got to hear the (objectively) worst Cure song (surprised)

Crom laughs from his mountain

The early hour confused me into reading that as "Coldplay" and was very confused.

If a goblin eats enough other goblins it grows into a hobgoblin. I guess they're like cannibal pokemon.

Maybe it's the cough syrup talking, but I want a buddy cop series starring Christoph Waltz and Mads Mikkelsen, solving crimes around Europe, tasting local dishes, and getting called "loose cannons" by their boss, Werner Herzog

Gonna start a GoFundMe for a party mausoleum

Going to start using "see you in Valhalla" casually: at the end of work meetings, when I go out to buy groceries, when I flush the toilet. It's an all-purpose phrase.

Why bother having a government at this point?

If JD was carrying my coffin, my wife would be crying too

We're like a week away from RFK Jr telling us the benefits of drinking our own piss.

All I know is that I still can't spell it, but the DMG taught me what it meant when I was 9.

Is there someplace else that word is used?

The Game of Kings

Spahn Ranch. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

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