Palmerloid

Downsides, awful game against an awful team. Upsides, seeing the disappointment on the faces of the awful team and their fans after their time wasting didn’t work.

Get in

When it gets to 75 minutes onwards they might as well shake hands because there’s no way Wolves are letting any football happen from then until the end of the game and the refs always buy it. We’ve been poor particularly second half but hate these types of games so much.

Hate Wolves so much, every year they stink up the place and score a jammy goal, then dive, feign injury and try and waste as much time as possible.

Funny half that, Spurs really sloppy for a chunk of it but still dominated most of the half and had enough chances to be ahead despite not being that great. Would have loved Bergvall’s volley to go in.

Ref determined to try and help West Ham here

Absolute bullshit. When that happened against us it was weak defending but somehow that’s a foul for West Ham?

Spurs cannot resist losing before an international break. Love maximising the time for discontent.

Johnson again ole ole. Great win at the Etihad and thoroughly deserved. Made all the better by watching at the pub with an Arsenal fan.#COYS

Remember kids it’s self deprecating humour > self loathing.

That open bus parade energy is who we are.

Enjoy your day.

You and me both Alasdair you and me both

a bald man is talking into a microphone and the words who 's next are on the screen behind him Alt: a bald man is talking into a microphone and the words who 's next are on the screen behind him

I’m a maroon who knows nothing about football but the Eze and MGW’s deals collapsing feels frustrating, embarrassing, and confusing. People should be encouraged to express that.

On the other hand, up the Spurs!

Surely if you’re not upset about us missing out on Eze you must be frustrated at us wasting lots of time negotiating for him? I just don’t see a way to spin this window as being in any way positive at this stage. Those in charge bear responsibility - they have agency in the outcome of our transfers.

Man, I wish I had the faith and historical evidence to defend Levy as much as some of you guys.

I find that I'm less bothered about the player, much as I like him, and more about the symbolism and the way that Levy has made us a laughing stock yet again.

Needs be an incredible end to the window to even stop the gap growing wider with rivals & have still lost time to integrate new players in pre season. If you believe there are better profiles than Eze or MGW what gives you confidence we want them or would get them if we’ve not done so up to now?

I think Eze would have been a great signing and I’m gutted about him going to Arsenal. I don’t care about value for money, I just want us to sign players who improve the first team and so far it’s been all talk and very limited results from the window.

Whatever people say about Eze not being a good fit for Spurs needs, can’t see how it’s not really bad to waste weeks on 2 failed transfers and go from thinking we might get Savinho & Eze to now still only have signed Kudus who improves the 1st team. While our rivals improve with a player we wanted.

Holy fuck that is the good shit. #coys

Great start to the season. Kudus, Bergvall and Richy were sensational #COYS

Great start to the season. Kudus, Bergvall and Richy were sensational #COYS

Still somewhat annoyed by last night's outcome, but definitely not by the performance.

It was just frustrating to be so close, and the manner of the defeat has given all the 'Spursy' idiots fresh ammunition and the confidence to pipe up again.

A consolatory Thursday bomba would be nice.

#COYS

Gutted. Depressingly familiar glorious disappointment from Spurs. Really good performance that ultimately doesn’t mean anything. Preferred it when we briefly could get over the line.

Son Heung-min with the UEFA Cup on Spurs victory parade waving

My favourite Spurs player ever. I am delighted that it was him who broke our trophy draught. The nicest man in football and leaves a club legend. It is going to take some adjusting seeing him in another shirt

Richarlison telling Saliba "you look a bit skinny bro you should try lifting some trophies" on Instagram

If you propose Spurs sell Richarlison, you're in the bin. #COYS

Our two rescue cats really like to help when we’re working. Not great for productivity but adopting them was one of the best things we ever did.

It’s alright, Arsenal will sign half of them next summer.

Manchester United’s negotiating tactics

Tottenham set to turn to Nottingham Forest’s Morgan Gibbs-White Spurs coach Thomas Frank is a long-term admirer of Gibbs-White, who has two years remaining on his Forest contract.

Tottenham are set to turn their focus to Nottingham Forest's Morgan Gibbs-White as work continues to bolster Thomas Frank’s squad.

Gibbs-White is high on the recruitment lists of several leading clubs and Spurs hope to convince him to join them.

Exclusive story from @david-ornstein.bsky.social ⤵️