Not So New Me

Not So New Me

@jaderoutson.bsky.social

Lawyer, twin mom, progressive, pro-abortion, pro-humanity, anti-racist, anti-genocide. Still haven't lost my sense of humor, love of live music, or attachment to bourbon.

280 Followers 137 Following 556 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 days ago

As someone with actually big feet this stolen valor.

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5 days ago
View of Chicago skyline from William E. Dever Crib in Lake Michigan east of North Avenue. // Image captured at: 2026-03-09 22:00:01 UTC (about 7 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: glerl.noaa.gov/metdata/chi/ // Current Temp in Chicago: 72 F | 22 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: S at 12 mph | 19 kph // Humidity: 65%

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1 week ago

ALSO don’t let them test you on shit. If you say you like, idk, Star Trek, and they start asking you what was the name of Picards family winery, keep it moving. You don’t have to pass a test to be a fan of shit. Don’t let anyone try to gate keep. He’s not for you.

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1 week ago

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

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2 weeks ago

tracks

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2 weeks ago

Cops understand that the process *is* punishment. So beating the rap is nice, but it fucks you up, though theoretically you’re not being punished unless and until you’re convicted.

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3 weeks ago

incredible. And so glad you got rid of that prick

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3 weeks ago

I think the phrase "Trump's Ice" is doing a lot of work here, actually.

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3 weeks ago
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

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3 weeks ago

I read a comment somewhere about the transition of late stage capitalism from selling us things we don't need to selling us things we don't even want, and I think about that a lot

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3 weeks ago

ok, dad

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1 month ago

I helped mobilize a group of neighbors to provide direct aid to nearly 50 families who are in hiding from ICE.

These folks deserve fresh, familiar foods. So we're purchasing groceries direct from neighborhood Latino markets whenever we can.

Venmo @kristina-halvorson to help, and please repost.

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1 month ago

pretty sure it's a sign of excellent taste and strong moral character

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1 month ago

NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest

THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again

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1 month ago

braggart

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1 month ago

Among many other things, as a practical matter, exclusion of children means exclusion of women.

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

You see what them lying to themselves has done to their minds and hearts and souls? Do whatever you have to not to become that. The worst person you can ever lie to is yourself. It’s trading all your real agency for the myth of perfect safety.

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1 month ago

Life changing

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1 month ago

My new go-to excuse is that I have a prior engagement with Ben Affleck. I don't have to tell you it's a Dogma rewatch...

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1 month ago

this is a man who doesn't feel like doing it and doesn't have to

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1 month ago

Okay so Newsom bullet points now:

- fucked over homeless
- transphobe
- cozies up to right-wing podcasters
- thinks we're too mean to billionaires
- wants to be nicer to ICE
- is OK with Gaza genocide

+ makes mildly snappy mean tweets about Trump occasionally

Perhaps this man is a bad Democrat!!!

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

in my dream you were looking for me

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2 months ago

“Whatsoever you do to the least of us, you do to me.”
Folks don’t always appreciate the ruthless strategic insight of that quote.

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2 months ago

whatever it takes. And tell them they cannot miss any games now that they've started this winning streak

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2 months ago
"Oh boy am I excited to watch my fav team play"
"I'm going to kms"
"Nice we won" meme
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2 months ago

never a doubt

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2 months ago

Slightly diminish a band:

Nickel Maiden

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