Vagina Devil Magic | Lisa Lee Curtis

Donate to Stand with Maria Rojas: Fight for Reproductive Rights, organized by Lisa Curtis BREAKING NEWS: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has facilitated the… Lisa Curtis needs your support for Stand with Maria Rojas: Fight for Reproductive Rights

BREAKING NEWS: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has facilitated the arrest of midwife Maria Margarita Rojas, charging her with providing "illegal abortions."

She faces up to 20 years in prison.

Read more here:

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She Purrs (the rest of the story) Ssssss, you...you take my breath awaaaaay...

I posted a silly "tease" story on Facebook yesterday (more context in the link).

And this time, people were all:

PLEASE JUST FUCKING WRITE THE REST OF THE STORY.

So I did.

lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/she-purrs-...

If you need a therapist after reading this, well, that's on you.

XO

First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem

Elon’s estranged daughter has re-entered the chat

6 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection Son: Hug Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots

When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug

THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!

Substack:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/the-new-ca...

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Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/new-ca...

This article is one of the free ones because like . . .

THE NEW CALENDAR’S HERE!

I have gotten multiple restrictions on FB over the last decade for posting this.

Please tell me Bluesky is ok with "bullying" Hitler.

So you want to move to Costa Rica: Part V "The world's on fire, get me the fuck out of the United States!"

On my Substack, I wrote a series titled "So you want to move to Costa Rica..." They're all written from my perspective, most are pretty lighthearted.

This installment was a bit more detailed, written just after the election when I started getting more questions:

open.substack.com/pub/lisaleec...

*clears throat*

🎼 . . . all my moisture is gone,
I'm a tumbleweed down there.
My vagina is tumblin in the wiiiiiind. 🎶

www.threads.net/@chasingoz/p...

Yay!

Before you clickity clack on that keyboard...you should probably ask yourself:

Am I - a person who is about to laugh react a post about behaviors and corresponding actions that have harmed people - a piece of shit?"

lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/are-you-a-...

I would totally buy those!

This is what a true champion and supporter looks like.

Thank you, Bishop Budde!

#transgender #lgbtq #lgbtqia #compassion #empathy #kindness #champion #supporter

I had a weird dream where someone came to a book signing and wanted a cocktail.

That's the short version.

The longer version is here because it involved video and pictures and my desire to post it here:

lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/filling-dr...

I'm not taking anymore drink orders tonight. 🥴🍸

Born on this day in 1922 - if there WAS a god, she would have been 103 today!

Read more about Queen Betty White and so many others in Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches.

Volume I 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches

Volume II 📚
www.books2read.com/badassbitches2

❤️

Thanks, @colin-dawny.bsky.social. ❤️

Friends in Southern California:

How are you all faring up there? I'm seeing all the increasingly horrific reports of these wildfires where you're at and I'm worried for those of you that I know are in the affected region.

XO

Ahhh yay!!! 💖

Graph showing a trend of steam games with the "LBGTQ+" tag

Graph showing a trend of steam games with the "female protagonist" tag

Fascinating video on Steam trends, especially these statistics- of all the games released in Steam in 2024, just 2.5% had the "LBGTQ+" tag and 7% had the "female protagonist" tag. This is supposedly the political trend that's overwhelming and destroying gaming.

youtu.be/qiNv3qv-YbU?...

𝕊𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕕, ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤,
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜 (ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 𝕠𝕗 𝟚)

SUBSTACK:
lisaleecurtis.substack.com/.../seinfeld....
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Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/118360...

It's free to read, but paid subscriptions are what keeps the machine that is me running and books about badass women published.

XO

Volume I:
www.books2read.com/badassbitches

Volume II:
www.books2read.com/badassbitches2

XOXO

𝕐𝕖𝕤, 𝕍𝕚𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕒. 𝕎𝕖 𝔻𝕆 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕓.

“But I’m eating tho...the seats at the rack are the only open seats.”

Cool. Get your money out. You’re tipping her.

“I’ll just tell her that I’m only up there to eat, she’ll unders...“

NO.

lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/yes-virgin...

Trying to remember I have more than FB and crosspost to all. ❤️

Of course!

(Pardon massive delays lol)

lisaleecurtis.substack.com/p/modern-gyn...

Given the name Claudine at the hospital in Nice, France on December 15th, 1973, she became world-renowned yet woefully underrated, known as “the bad girl," and a rebel, though she prefers the word “fearless,” in one of the wh*test sports there is - figure skating.

www.lisaleecurtis.com/books 📚

Good morning, Sinners.

What's your soundtrack for this beautiful Sunday morning?
I fell backward into a wormhole to the late 90s, which isn't unusual for me.

spotify.link/jS0hvOJBlPb

Go nuts if and join the whole "Spotify Jam" if you're into time warps and Gregorian chants.

Reason #972 I love living in Costa Rica. We get our coffee from the same dude we get our weed from.

He also builds houses. He wears all the hats.

Fuck your tariffs, you nasty, orange, smegma-scented shitgoblin.

☕

If my life wasn't funny . . . This is a piece from last year that came up on my FB memories - I've decided to reshare it here becuase it's fuckin weird - some good, some bad, some "what the actual fuuuuuck .

“If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” - Carrie Fisher

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SUBSTACK:
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PATREON:
www.patreon.com/posts/93119646

There are pictures, there's humor, there's cannibalism (of sorts).

🙃