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Last night @hammalama.bsky.social agreed that I may be autistic. All in the AuAdhd sauce bb

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

I'm so fucking sad. I've never known anyone who died of old age. It's almost worse.

Whenever I have a bad day at work I remember there is a million+dollar deficit we are operating in and it's not because I make too much.

In 12 days I'm going to live in Mercer County

We must save the evil clowns of Monmouth County!

Everything is too much

Snake protecting a blue, white and pink flower from a shoe trying to crush it, with the text PROTECT TRANS KIDS

Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.

People always want to talk shit about NJ but I think we need to talk wayyyy more shit about PA. #gobblersknob #groundhogday

I puked for the first time in like 10 years tonight and I very much want 2 perish. Full body aches wtf nononono

It won't be cinematic

Oops accidentally let some of the trauma leak out in conversation. Now the mood is weird and people aren't making eye contact.

We need a karaoke party frfr @avrillatrine.bsky.social @hammalama.bsky.social @jenhausen.bsky.social

When I finally lay in bed

Some Are Lakes

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pizza before beer you’re in the clear

You know I thrive on bullshiting with staff 👻

Ikeeee! 🔥🔥

I just had to give a big presentation to the whole staff and my face is all hot and red 😣🥺

For a second I was like "SEE that's not just an Italian thing, oh." Nvm.

Let's get silly ya know 🤌✨

On the bright side, I'm seeing the get up kids and the anniversary next month, I'm moving, and what prioritize rest. Let's get silly.

I know we're all done; we're all fed up. And I just want to say, same. I feel burnt crispy. Please god no more news this week

Ending Radical Indoctrination in K-12 Schooling – The White House By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and

Here it is. This is abominable.

So far today at work I've:
Cried
Decided to be a clown
Went for a walk
Took many meetings
Cried
Sent a strongly worded email.

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You're daily reminder.

Big ups to my dream last night. Sorry for being mad at my grandma for dumping soup on the floor. #benzodreams

farting intuitively