Lovin' life.
#terryboy
Hopefully he uses the bidet.
He's basically a cat.
#terryboy
Do or do not. There is no decide.
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Not quite as good as the actual line.
Dreaming about how to further destroy the sofa. What a shit.
#terryboy
Terry doesn't want me to go out.
Also, I should clean the floor.
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Terry is slowly waking up from a very important nap in his office chair.
#terryboy
Me?! Terry's the one that did the back shit!
He chewed his back for about 3.5 seconds longer than average on the 8th.
I knew.
Terry's had a good day.
#terryboy
Terry is celebrating the end of February. One day early. But he hates February.
#terryboy
He loves cats who wrangle cattle.
He's heavily addicted to novacaine.
Is Calle available next Thursday for bowling and nachos?
Yes. Also, grand larceny.
He can smell crime.
Terry's sleeping.
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I think so.
His is out a lot. I think it may be longer than most cats'. Also he's missing his front teeth, so I think it flops out.
Terry has never felt so alive.
Also, I'd like to piggyback his hilarious sleeping habits with my video about OJ Simpson: youtu.be/4Ds4-Ol_upc
#terryboy #totallydontresentterrydoingnothingandbeingbetterthanmyvideo
No but a cat I used to know did that. It was horrid. Cat loved it though. Made me nervously giggle.
Video I made about post-murder trial OJ Simpson candid camera TV show called Juiced.
youtu.be/4Ds4-Ol_upc?...
#OJSimpson
Terry is sitting next to me cos I smell of BO after long walks and he thinks it's fantastic.
(If I was in World War II, they'd call me Spitfire.)
#terryboy
Don't encourage him.
Terry is very proud of his whiskers.
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Happy enough.
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Terry likes listening to the Sim City SNES soundtrack and getting my pillows dirty on wash day.
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Terry has a big tongue and lovely whiskers. He's a good boy.
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