Noel W

Are we counting former WWE? If so, add Dave Bautista (Knock at the Cabin, Army of the Dead), Roddy Piper (They Live), Chris Jericho (Terrifier 2&3), Kane (See no Evil), and Tyler Mane (Rob Zombie's Michael Myers as well as the Devil's Rejects)

needs a matching yellow fedora with a bright blue peacock feather on it to finish off the look. maybe a fancy cane with a tiger head base.

you just have to read between the lines and it does track:

"You have fixed everything" - true if you define "fixed" as creating a dishonestly predetermined outcome, i.e. "rigged"
"you have changed America' - no argument here
"and created a golden age" - for the already rich? Indubitably.

Demeter's grief over losing Persephone to Hades for 6 months?

This one is recent: *69 to call back the last called number.

It makes sense they didn't know about it, now that we see the numbers come up and have call logs.

Still weird that 20s folk in the office had no idea what I was talking about and joked it sounded dirty.

That was pretty crazy

Years ago I worked for a toxic company. While there we had a period where we got flamed on Glassdoor by legit disgruntled current and ex-employees. Company responded by asking several of us to go onto GD and write glowing 5-star reviews. They all looked roughly identical. It was so sad.

Deja Vu

RUUUUDY...wait no...AAAAASTIN!

Well done and well deserved!

reminds me of the old Blazing Saddles line:

"What do you like to do?"
"I don't know...play chess, screw..."
"....let's play chess"

Maybe someone should gift Douthat a chess board.

If your country is free and fair and prosperous, you don't need to indoctrinate the kids...they'll come to the conclusion that their country is worth loving on their own. Of course, if it's none of those things, feeding them a steady stream of rah-rah propaganda works in a pinch...

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quick way to take inventory on the nasty laptops in the office: send a quick survey on who goes out to lunch or otherwise eats away from their desk, vs. who doesn't. Chances are good that the latter group have crumbs, sticky bits, etc on their laptops.

Leave your keys in the car so he can [insert Captain Harris voice]: MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!!![/harris]