Hazel WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH??πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

Hazel WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH??πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

@wtchhzl.bsky.social

Trans girl, poet, writer, contemptible witch hound. πŸ”ž πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί *alarmed barking*

70 Followers 92 Following 421 Posts Joined Dec 2023
1 month ago

Epstein class gets every benefit of every shadow of a doubt, the rest of us look at an ICE agent funny and we get pepper spray and a cracked skull

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3 months ago

god I'm so tired of staying up past midnight having sapphic orgies can't we fuck like around 2 pm? before the potluck??

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3 months ago

Astronomy is at Gun/Skull
Astrology is Sword/Rose
Computational is Sword/Skull
Pop Culture is Gun/Rose

I will not be elaborating but this is objectively correct

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4 months ago

people always wanna talk about improving their neuroplasticity but are worried about micro plastics in their brains make it make sense

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7 months ago
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You go on a date with this bird girl.
She orders the cooked bass.
she maintains eye contact during.
you think you heard her sternum pop when that think slid in.

collab with @1800000burn.hyper.wang

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5 months ago
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[CW: Blood] Are we too early for skimpy Halloween costumes? #NSFW #FurryArt

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5 months ago
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Chicago Public Schools Defy Trump, Reject Trans Bathroom Ban Demands The school system has refused to capitulate, despite Trump pulling back millions in federal funds.

Chicago Public Schools Defy Trump, Reject Trans Bathroom Ban Demands

www.erininthemorning...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

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11 months ago

I had a thought about these two

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7 months ago

shout out to the absolutely rancid vibes at the BP gas station in south carolina off I-95 about an hour from the border. love to have the eyes of a scraggly bearded skeletally thin man locked on me while i pump gas and he smashes ice on the pavement

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7 months ago

LOOK AT YOU, HACKER. A PATHETIC CREATURE OF MEAT AND BONE.

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9 months ago
two faeries from neopets having gay sex. one, illusen: a tan woman with auburn and green hair and wings like withered leaves, is stroking off the other: jhudora, a pallid woman with bat wings, and long, dark purple hair with teal streaks. she has a dick piercing and nipple piercings. they're gazing at each other lovingly  .....

i dont think i ever posted this here

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9 months ago

Sympathy for the Devil

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9 months ago
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9 months ago
4 panel Star Wars meme. All images taken from the final scene of The Rise of Skywalker. Panel one: An old lady on Tatooine with her multi-eyed camel thing. Caption: "Who are you?" Panel two: Rey looking at the old woman. Caption: "I'm Deez." Panel three: same image as panel one. Caption: "Deez who?" Panel four: closeup of Rey smiling. No caption.
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9 months ago
Grouped By Vote Position 
YEAs ---66
Alsobrooks (D-MD)
Banks (R-IN)
Barrasso (R-WY)
Blackburn (R-TN)
Blunt Rochester (D-DE)
Booker (D-NJ)
Boozman (R-AR)
Britt (R-AL)
Budd (R-NC)
Capito (R-WV)
Cassidy (R-LA)
Collins (R-ME)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Cortez Masto (D-NV)
Cotton (R-AR)
Cramer (R-ND)
Crapo (R-ID)
Cruz (R-TX)
Curtis (R-UT)
Daines (R-MT)
Ernst (R-IA)
Fetterman (D-PA)
Fischer (R-NE)
Gallego (D-AZ)
Gillibrand (D-NY)
Graham (R-SC)
Grassley (R-IA)
Hagerty (R-TN)
Hassan (D-NH)
Heinrich (D-NM)
Hoeven (R-ND)
Husted (R-OH)
Hyde-Smith (R-MS)
Johnson (R-WI)
Justice (R-WV)
Kennedy (R-LA)
Lankford (R-OK)
Lee (R-UT)
Lujan (D-NM)
Lummis (R-WY)
Marshall (R-KS)
McConnell (R-KY)
McCormick (R-PA)
Moody (R-FL)
Moreno (R-OH)
Mullin (R-OK)
Murkowski (R-AK)
Ossoff (D-GA)
Padilla (D-CA)
Ricketts (R-NE)
Risch (R-ID)
Rosen (D-NV)
Rounds (R-SD)
Schiff (D-CA)
Schmitt (R-MO)
Scott (R-FL)
Scott (R-SC)
Sheehy (R-MT)
Slotkin (D-MI)
Sullivan (R-AK)
Thune (R-SD)
Tillis (R-NC)
Tuberville (R-AL)
Warner (D-VA)
Wicker (R-MS)
Young (R-IN)
NAYs ---32
Baldwin (D-WI)
Bennet (D-CO)
Blumenthal (D-CT)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Coons (D-DE)
Duckworth (D-IL)
Durbin (D-IL)
Hickenlooper (D-CO)
Hirono (D-HI)
Kaine (D-VA)
Kim (D-NJ)
King (I-ME)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Markey (D-MA)
Merkley (D-OR)
Moran (R-KS)
Murphy (D-CT)
Murray (D-WA)
Paul (R-KY)
Peters (D-MI)
Reed (D-RI)
Sanders (I-VT)
Schatz (D-HI)
Schumer (D-NY)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Smith (D-MN)
Van Hollen (D-MD)
Warnock (D-GA)
Warren (D-MA)
Welch (D-VT)
Whitehouse (D-RI)
Wyden (D-OR)
Not Voting - 2
Hawley (R-MO)
Kelly (D-AZ) Alphabetical by Senator Name 
Alsobrooks (D-MD), Yea
Baldwin (D-WI), Nay
Banks (R-IN), Yea
Barrasso (R-WY), Yea
Bennet (D-CO), Nay
Blackburn (R-TN), Yea
Blumenthal (D-CT), Nay
Blunt Rochester (D-DE), Yea
Booker (D-NJ), Yea
Boozman (R-AR), Yea
Britt (R-AL), Yea
Budd (R-NC), Yea
Cantwell (D-WA), Nay
Capito (R-WV), Yea
Cassidy (R-LA), Yea
Collins (R-ME), Yea
Coons (D-DE), Nay
Cornyn (R-TX), Yea
Cortez Masto (D-NV), Yea
Cotton (R-AR), Yea
Cramer (R-ND), Yea
Crapo (R-ID), Yea
Cruz (R-TX), Yea
Curtis (R-UT), Yea
Daines (R-MT), Yea
Duckworth (D-IL), Nay
Durbin (D-IL), Nay
Ernst (R-IA), Yea
Fetterman (D-PA), Yea
Fischer (R-NE), Yea
Gallego (D-AZ), Yea
Gillibrand (D-NY), Yea
Graham (R-SC), Yea
Grassley (R-IA), Yea
Hagerty (R-TN), Yea
Hassan (D-NH), Yea
Hawley (R-MO), Not Voting
Heinrich (D-NM), Yea
Hickenlooper (D-CO), Nay
Hirono (D-HI), Nay
Hoeven (R-ND), Yea
Husted (R-OH), Yea
Hyde-Smith (R-MS), Yea
Johnson (R-WI), Yea
Justice (R-WV), Yea
Kaine (D-VA), Nay
Kelly (D-AZ), Not Voting
Kennedy (R-LA), Yea
Kim (D-NJ), Nay
King (I-ME), Nay
Klobuchar (D-MN), Nay
Lankford (R-OK), Yea
Lee (R-UT), Yea
Lujan (D-NM), Yea
Lummis (R-WY), Yea
Markey (D-MA), Nay
Marshall (R-KS), Yea
McConnell (R-KY), Yea
McCormick (R-PA), Yea
Merkley (D-OR), Nay
Moody (R-FL), Yea
Moran (R-KS), Nay
Moreno (R-OH), Yea
Mullin (R-OK), Yea
Murkowski (R-AK), Yea
Murphy (D-CT), Nay
Murray (D-WA), Nay
Ossoff (D-GA), Yea
Padilla (D-CA), Yea
Paul (R-KY), Nay
Peters (D-MI), Nay
Reed (D-RI), Nay
Ricketts (R-NE), Yea
Risch (R-ID), Yea
Rosen (D-NV), Yea
Rounds (R-SD), Yea
Sanders (I-VT), Nay
Schatz (D-HI), Nay
Schiff (D-CA), Yea
Schmitt (R-MO), Yea
Schumer (D-NY), Nay
Scott (R-FL), Yea
Scott (R-SC), Yea
Shaheen (D-NH), Nay
Sheehy (R-MT), Yea
Slotkin (D-MI), Yea
Smith (D-MN), Nay
Sullivan (R-AK), Yea
Thune (R-SD), Yea
Tillis (R-NC), Yea
Tuberville (R-AL), Yea
Van Hollen (D-MD), Nay
Warner (D-VA), Yea
Warnock (D-GA), Nay
Warren (D-MA), Nay
Welch (D-VT), Nay
Whitehouse (D-RI), Nay
Wicker (R-MS), Yea
Wyden (D-OR), Nay
Young…

Democrats who voted for the GENIUS Act stablecoin bill: Alsobrooks (MD), Blunt Rochester (DE), Booker (NJ), Cortez Masto (NV), Fetterman (PA), Gallego (AZ), Gillibrand (NY), Hassan (NH), Heinrich (NM), Lujan (NM), Ossoff (GA), Padilla (CA), Rosen (NV), Schiff (CA), Slotkin (MI), Warner (VA)

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9 months ago

ahhh, I get my e from injections, good thing we have markers~!

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10 months ago

tell me more about these patches... πŸ€”

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10 months ago

my girlfriends: where the fuck did all the deodorant go?

me, trying to stay cool: *SNIIIIIIFF* maybe it was god. maybe the lord wanted this

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10 months ago
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Judge Declines to Remove Order Requiring Return of Deported Migrant

No one has been returned from CECOT even as we learn more and more about the arbitrary and illegal nature of this operation.

The Republicans continue to stonewall the courts.

Don’t let this story slip from view.

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10 months ago

i hereby declare myself the world's most beautiful tiktaalik descendant

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10 months ago
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explodes

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11 months ago

the thing that's really cool about trying to sell a house you're living in in 2025 while also being trans is that you get to spend your days stressing about how to effectively erase your presence from your own living space so strangers can pretend you don't exist :)

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11 months ago

JK Rowling is a cunt

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11 months ago

Democrats have their lowest approval rating ever in history because they are doing everything right and have good strategy and it’s the leftists that are wrong

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11 months ago

Feels odd to say he β€œonly” has billions of dollars, but having more money than anyone else really is the only thing he’s got.

No charisma. No skills. No dignity. No real friends. Never had any good ideas and the accomplishments in his name are exactly that. He can’t even play games on his own.

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11 months ago
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Teenage trans activists confront Wes Streeting | Trans Kids Deserve Better 'Could you bear to look us in the eye and tell us that you'll let us die?'

BREAKING NEWS

Trans kids deserve better have disrupt an event attended by Wes streeting and handed him a coffin

transkidsdeservebetter.org/teenage-tran...

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11 months ago
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I want to make this post because I see people trying to rewrite history and make dems the victims of a malicious campaign by Arabs and young people to tank Kamala's campaign swing states.

What actually happened is that dems made a horrible political calculation in Michigan and ate shit.

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11 months ago

if zooey zephyr can flip montana republicans against an anti-trans bill, it’s pretty clear that what we’re dealing with is a nonstarter culture war issue that was invented by the grossest twitter users alive

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1 year ago
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