Simon

Finley loves to sit on me, but he doesn't give any warning, whether I'm at work (especially if I'm in a Teams meeting) or in bed his party trick is to *leap* onto my chest, sit down and purr. Paiten isn't a lap cat and how she doesn't think "they're enjoying it, maybe I should try it" is a mystery.

Dyer 'Nother Day?

Shrek has been modded into ‘Resident Evil Requiem’ 🧟‍♂️

Please stop what you are doing and listen to this

He's such a tedious Nazi. I bet he went backstage after that and told everyone how hilarious he was for sneaking that in.

I don't think we will, but I always want to see us get over the line with time to spare!

I have no doubt JW wants to do well and I am POSITIVE Chris Powell wants us to do well. Good from JW in the interview when it was suggested "defensive errors, not much you can do" - he disagreed immediately.

Also, we still need 3 points to get to 50 (which I'm not sure will be enough to stay up this year), and right now with the errors we're making at the back and the lack of chances up front I'm not 100% certain we'll get there. Play-offs are gone for sure, but let's make sure we don't go down AGAIN.

That's one of the big questions for this season - what the hell has happened to Kal Naismith? The number of times I've heard "And that's an awful mistake by Naismith" on the commentary this season...

Yeah, cheers for the statement in the programme today Kal. The fans put in a shift, where was he and the rest of the team after the 80th minute?

Simple defensive errors as well, and not for the first time this season either.

2-1 up with 10 minutes to play and we've imploded to let Reading lead 3-2. Nice of Godlike Luton to wait until the 80th minute before they swapped over with Godawful Luton.

Fox swims with ducks and geese at RSPB Blacktoft Sands It is thought the fox is rearing young on an island in the middle of a nature reserve.

Fox swims with ducks and geese at RSPB Blacktoft Sands

Seven years today the Scunthorpe Telegraph went viral.

I don't know where this Luton side has been all season, but I hope they don't get replaced with the usual shower for the seond half. We've been excellent.

I'm so woke I thought Sydney Sweeney was an Australian cop show.

I suppose our afternoon could be going worse - Sutton are 4-0 down at home to Morecambe after 25 minutes and a Morecambe player's already claimed the match ball.

holding old timer bats so they can still feel like flappy lads is some real heartwarming stuff

Delighted by this episode of Star Trek TNG where the away team is trapped in an alien hotel but it just looks like they don’t know how to use revolving doors

The above list of people in a photo together from January 1994

Suede’s best lineup: Brett Anderson (vocals), Bernard Butler (guitar), Mat Osman (bass), Simon Gilbert (drums), Stephen Fry (euphonium), Ian McKellen (kazoo), Pam St Clement (vibes).

Today I learned Ceefax had a boot disk.

He got excited over the phrase "treading the boards"

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

They made Blur sound like they'd always sounded like that. I heard the remix first and when I heard the original I was shocked at how different it was. Great song, I love both the original and remix equally.

I think this was the first time the Pet Shop Boys had done a remix for someone else, and they *nailed* it.

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Tuuuuuuuuune.

Wait - the corner of Olympic and Cloverfield, Santa Monica? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is almost exactly the location where the old Buffy offices stood. I believe we may owe thanks for this one to the Hellmouth.

I bet this was the movie that forced EON to sell up to Amazon - they knew they could never match Moonraker 2's production values without *massive* financial backing.

I've seen those barrels on telly, albeit smaller versions. If you shove a sword in the side a plastic pirate pops out the top and your drinks will end up bloomin' everywhere.