Pretty & Petty Jawn 😏

Let me tell you RIGHT NOW….I’ll flip all this shit over! Big Sandals need to go knock on another damn door! 😤

Senior pastor, youth pastor, minister of music

Lmao!!! This almost feels as good as seeing ppl watch GoT for the first time 🤣🤣🤣

give greta thunberg a gun, damn

Please share this with federal workers who reside in Maryland and working without pay.

Greta Thunberg after being released #FreedomFlotilla

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I don’t know much about algebra but maybe try a TUMS?! 🥴

A little girl on the train just told me I look pretty.

🗣️ EVERYBODY GOTTA TALK NICE TO ME MOVING FORWARD!!!

“Stink like Dundalk” is hilarious 🤣😭

My great-grand would put whiskey in her coffee cup after dinner and cuss at ppl who got the answer to Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune wrong.

She gave the best cuddles tho! 🥰

Leave me ALONE!!!

I know that Taylor album was bad because I haven’t seen white women rally against one of their own like this since Hillary ran for president.

Dat boy CLEAN!!! 😮‍💨

Jim Crow and throwing Japanese Americans into camps with no due process?

I hate the cybertruck. I hate the PT CRUISER and HHR. I personally despise all Saturns. And I don’t like American cars that could be undercover police (most of them honestly).

Lifting heavy will improve your quality of life into old age.

SQUAT! SQUAT! SQUAT!!! I feel like a lot of people think squats only work your legs but I promise you it’s a full body workout.

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Burn a lil Palo Santo. Smudge your space. Shine ya light on someone else (promise it won’t dim) Love you.

2 things for certain, 1 thing for sure

Soon as he realized it was another boy…neph snapped! 😭

Charlize Theron that’s the post😎

Wisdom Kaye on the red-carpet to celebrate his addition to the BoF 500 Class of 2025 in Robert Wun! 🔥

Morris Chestnut in New York today! 😮‍💨🔥

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Touché

Never said you were! I even support the theory but the phrasing 🤣🤣🤣

I ain’t had a snowball in a while…pick me up a cherry real quick, please! 🤣

Ma’am…PLEASE!!! 🤣🤣

She is SELLING!

Happy birthday to one of my favorite tweets of ALL. TIME.