Pretty & Petty Jawn 😏

EVER. PEERLESS DARE I SAY

@masonfromtwitter.bsky.social come get your juice

So a $200 date

Let me add this to my cart right quick 😂

i’ll never forgive Biggie’s sloppy, nasty..droopy eye ass for making her believe she was ugly. this woman is absolutely stunning.

Might be hereditary 🤣

I remember when I heard my little sis go in on someone for the first time. My family is good about not cussing in front of kids and she had a PhD by 15 😭

Erin Condren soft bound life planner. I usually take 2-3 days in the month to set it up for my goals, bday reminders, etc.

In better news my 2026 planner is arriving today and I’m VERY excited! 🥰

Sometimes “I’m just a girl” is really all I have to offer the world. 🤣

Now, wait.
I hate The Cross Bronx, too, but there's a stretch in NJ where you literally can't roll down your windows. lol

Sat TF up, this is insane!

I haven’t watched my stories all week. Let me turn act like I want to work for a few hours while I catch up on the folks #BeyondTheGates

How come we don’t hear about the profit-loss performance of the FBI?

What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?

Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?

Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.

God forbid women have hobbies!

Friday's Weather Rating: 3/10

It's ridiculously cold out there this morning, and only warming up to around 32° F later. We've got some sunshine and a light breeze, and that's about it. Bundle up, the vibes are frigid today!!

No, no, it's both

a close up of a woman making a funny face while sitting in a dark room . ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face while sitting in a dark room .

Victoria Monet has a Christmas Instrumental for On My Mama and my life will never be the same!!!

where do you all live that you believe rich people don't use public transportation? there is a reason the second largest subway system in this country travels through some of the richest counties in this country -- and it ain't so we poors can go to tyson's corner.

All but one celeb I’ve encountered in this city has been on the damn train. The exception…the Regal in Union Square. 🤣

Ima just start freestyling and hope for the best.

Don't even watch, so maybe I'm wrong but AGREED!

Lmao!!! I started to give her Demon’s Dream…let’s take this as a compromise 🤣🤣

“ChatGPT, who touched those kids?” 😭😭

He is a mood curator! 😂

He was just trying to get yall in the right mind set! 🤣

‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students “Abbott Elementary” creator and star Quinta Brunson is teaming up with the School District of Philadelphia to create a fund to provide free school trips to students.

‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students

It’s even more hilarious cause that man drops a subtle flex every 3-5 business days

Lies don’t care who tell them 😩

The cheat code to winning the Blacks byke.