declan

declan

@1milliondollars.bsky.social

this is the jam of the year

701 Followers 581 Following 3,114 Posts Joined Jan 2025
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shift complete

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4 hours ago

(guy who’s not very good at it) i make this shit look difficult!

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1 year ago

this elden ring shit sucks i opened a chest and it sent me to caleb

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9 hours ago

quake live frag video set to Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls

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9 hours ago
red ink and green fluorescent pencil drawing of Rook from marathon covered in various stickers and writing, such as a crossed out "1707", "39.59.19.21" and the phrase "ne cede malis"

yield not to misfortunes #marathon

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1 week ago
deniro screaming with a gun to his head in Deer Hunter

UDO: Oh what is it now Quark?!
QUARK (visibly wounded): Udo buddy you gotta help me. I'm bleeding out here.
UDO: Bleeding out your wallet, maybe.
QUARK: You wound me, pal. Everybody knows when attacked the first thing a Ferengi does is swallow his wallet.
UDO: How droll.
KIRA, ELSEWHERE ON THE SHIP:

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12 hours ago
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a cartoon of mario with the words birthday written above him ALT: a cartoon of mario with the words birthday written above him
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1 day ago

lost two best friends clip of matt insinuating that triple h covering the sledgehammer was more dangerous and therefore a better move because it risked intestinating his opponent

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1 day ago

fortress 1992 was made for one purpose and one purpose alone and that was to proliferate the word "intestinate" in your friend group

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1 day ago

if you're over the age of 25 and you're friend group isn't talking about
-tajiri with the pies
-amish roadkill
-the big gold one
you need to upgrade your social circle

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1 day ago
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2 days ago

day old 7/11 slice got me moving like a guild navigator

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2 days ago

might be the funniest scene in the entire run not featuring gordon or albert

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2 days ago

it’s like this

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3 days ago
panel from achewood, being an unseen teodor's rather dismissive (if not accurate) internal assessment of his roommates cornelius, lyle, and phillippe. they say, in order:

C: "Daffodils are fantastic! I saaaay!"
L: "SHIT'S just BARF you DIDN'T HONOR!"
P: "I'm an unfunded hapless nuisance!"
P: "Hee!"

weiss / kaine / emil

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3 days ago

so weird to have a modern bungie game people like talking about. back during covid there were days you could say "anyone know how to make the girls in honey select shorter" and come out looking better than if you had said "crucible's actually really fun this season"

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3 days ago
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Code Race (Brendan Angelides Remix) | Marathon OST YouTube video by Marathon

shift complete weekend begins

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3 days ago
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3 days ago

*reading Wuthering Heights* when do they explain his ham helmet

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3 days ago

Your fault

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3 days ago

boo challenged me to do one of these that wasn't just me givin out about tabletop so obviously i had to pivot to vital star's next passion: the golden age of islam

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3 days ago
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seems we're lost at sea... that's what i get for letting you sail. do you have a navigational device? ah, a sextant... no no, it's a perfectly fine device, especially if you need to check for an ear infection. i wonder: have you considered this astrolabe i don't know how to calibrate?

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3 days ago
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Happy birthday to Tsukihime's Hisui and Kohaku on March 12!

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3 days ago
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2 months ago
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4 days ago
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watchin a guy i used to carry through d2 raids play marathon wrong

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4 days ago

Quit jacking around.

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