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Anyone else remember all the depopulation conspiracy theories about covid vaccines, vaccines in general, the UN, climate change? This right here is actually depopulation, specifically of black and brown people—for now, being done out in the open, no deep dark sinister plot to uncover.

13.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 66    🔁 24    💬 0    📌 0

That had to be it. If the AZ GOP wasn’t run by degenerate psychos they could’ve had Robson or Yee and gotten 99% of what they wanted

13.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it’s likely she would’ve beaten Hobbs, even if the republicans have a traditional midterm year, then she would’ve done 99% of what Biggs would do, just less personally odious. Biggs or Schweikert could still win, it’s just less likely imo

12.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hobbs still could very well lose to Biggs or Schweikert because she’s just a void of a politician, and the AZ dems make the national party seem competent by comparison. If the state GOP wasn’t controlled by absolute psychos they could’ve easily gotten Robson or Yee, and 99% of their agenda passed

12.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lmao. Even if it’s a rough midterm year for Republicans she probably still would’ve beaten Hobbs

12.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bob Weir, Lyndsey Buckingham, Stevie Nicks. I of course, am the last face on that Mt. Rushmore

12.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I should’ve known this was a @peterhartlaub.bsky.social joint before I clicked through. The skunk smelling exhibit is my Proustian Madeline!

12.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, they’re drafting Todd Fuller!

12.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Qanon didn’t go away, it was absorbed into the mainstream Republican Party

12.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And tweeted out the picture of the surgery!

11.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

warriors just need spend the entire game pretending that there’s three minutes left, they’re down 10, and have 25 turnovers

10.02.2026 05:34 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Didn’t cover :(

10.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now that baseball season is officially here, I’m going to mine @fansince09.bsky.social ‘s archive for both anti Italian AND ”go back to college” content for Vitello

09.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice of Bad Bunny to incorporate the electrical substation in his halftime show

09.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let me guess the profession of the driver in question…

06.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ever since 2015 it was “when” not “if” for me. It’s the white whale of the conservative movement

06.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In case you missed it last night, the story about the company that killed my mother which I am asking people to share

23.04.2025 13:26 — 👍 79    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 0
The “you tried” star! Great job!!

The “you tried” star! Great job!!

@warriors

05.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Joe Lacob to Steph Curry: Drop Dead

05.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did not vote for her in the primary or general but I’ve been pleasantly surprised with Yassamin Ansari. She seems to actually have convictions and stick to them - don’t really recall this on the city council, though it seems like that body can’t really do much anyway

05.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They stick him in the electrical substation next to the Niners practice field, hope it reverses his POTS, then wait for Jimmy next year

05.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man and a woman are smiling at each other . Alt: “So you’re saying there’s a chance!” From Dumb and Dumber

Mid 80s, mid 2000s, so every 20 years ?

05.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Athletic, supposedly tailoring to my interests, uses the hated “San Fran”. Which is objectively dumb but I don’t care

The Athletic, supposedly tailoring to my interests, uses the hated “San Fran”. Which is objectively dumb but I don’t care

Are the editors trolling @grantbrisbee.bsky.social and @andrewbaggarly.bsky.social

05.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should stick him in the electrical substation in Santa Clara for a bit, maybe it will cancel out his Havana Dyndrome

05.02.2026 04:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
05.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 26    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Musk isn't rich. The person who has enough is rich. The person who doesn't is poor.

Paraphrasing Guillermo del Toro, who changed my life when he said that.

05.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 132    🔁 30    💬 17    📌 2
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Homeless Oregon youth got $1,000 a month for two years. Most found housing after • Oregon Capital Chronicle Oregon is the second of its kind in the nation to implement the direct cash transfer program after New York City.

"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."

A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.

Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.

04.02.2026 14:12 — 👍 3087    🔁 1296    💬 36    📌 99

Maybe the million and oneth study will be the one that convinces people

04.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 587    🔁 192    💬 7    📌 2
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

04.02.2026 06:43 — 👍 8739    🔁 3821    💬 164    📌 793

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