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MUDA MUDA MUDA

“No no i said BORED* of peace”
-Trump probably

Noooo leave the poor rats alone 🖤

Throw trump and netanyahu into a refrigerator and dump it in the ocean

Oh! Also he is a pedophile. Don’t forget.

The no war president bombed Iran. If you voted for this man i must once again insist you are either stupid, evil or both.

I am being sarcastic you’re a total dickhead. Lmao

You have the exact personality that everyone loves listening too so that’s good 👍

If anyone ever gives you shit for being bald just remember: you are way easier to draw 🫡

Panel 1: a man with a tie says to another man “we should tax billionaires” Panel 2: the other man starts screaming and ripping out his own hair Panel 3: he continues screaming “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” and rips off his own shirt Panel 4: the man with the tie slowly backs away as the other man begins floating with his arms out as blood and shadows fill the room. He chants a mysterious font that actually translates to “sacrifice the poor”

Bro why are they like this

I’ve said for YEARS tyra banks was a psychopath. She literally made a show where she tortures young women under the guise of helping them. Just listen to her talk she is fucking terrifying. That woman is an animatronic. That woman is ai before ai came out. Absolutely terrifying. Rant over

I will give $1000 to anyone in that room who will yell out "what the fuck are you rambling about, old man?"

Panel 1: Henderson (a regular character known for his black tie and glasses) says to Jessica (another regular character) "I'm not trying to be mean, Jessica" Panel 2: Henderson continues "But this 'clean your dog poop' sign, is not good." Jessica responds "Whaaat, why not??" Panel 3: Henderson says "Okay well firstly, it says the fine is 1 million dollars" Jessica responds "hehe yeah" Panel 4: Henderson says "Secondly it says Stone Cold Steve Austin will come get them" Jessica responds "I emailed him!"

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Government: “We’ll take your taxes but we’re not gonna pay a living wage, house the homeless or invest in social programs or public education”
Also Government: “hey why is everything shitty???”

To be clear: the LEAST the billionaires can do is house and feed the homeless.

Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.

The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said

Thanks for sharing!

Thanks Turk E Butt!

Panel 1: a man is on the train on his phone and says "Hey let me call you back. I'm on the train and I don't want to be THAT guy" Panel 2: to the mans surprise, the other passengers begin applauding and cheering Panel 3: You can see the man smile as people around him say things like "What a guy!" and "So considerate!" Panel 4: Exiting the subway car, the man is now wearing a crown and a sash that reads "Subway King" while holding a scepter. He says into his phone "Hey, I'm back"

Wow!

A man in a red hat screams in anger and rips off his own head

Bad Bunny: “Together, we are America :)”
Conservatives:

If you came here to say something like
"well as devil's advocate some ai software is expensive" no one cares

The thing about ai that companies don’t understand (because their advertising departments are run by out of touch sociopaths only interested in “line go up”) is people perceive ai ads as CHEAP. Like damn you can’t even afford a commercial? Why would I buy your product?

Panel 1: a man sits next to a wall with bricks exposed brick and remarks "God, I am just a sucker for exposed brick" Panel 2: a zoom out reveals he is sitting in a dungeon chained to the wall with skeletons on the ground

love it!

me in 2016: "If we all work together we can still get everything back on track"
Me now: "I mean what are the health risks of a lobotomy really"

Panel 1: Two guys in kitchen (one wearing a tie). The one without a tie says "Hey mom, what type of pasta are we having tonight?" Panel 2: Guy in tie says "Yeah and tell us the shape not the name" Panel 3: The mom stares at them both with a judgemental face Panel 4: She points to the pot and says "It's spagehtti shaped"

This is an actual interaction I had with my mom the other day. Lol

So to recap: it’s not that elon musk didn’t want to commit pedophile crimes, it’s that they wouldn’t let him in the club because he was too annoying. Hilarious.

It’s obvious

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!!!WHYYYY!?!? AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

“Sounding”? Haha what’s that like a meditation thing?

You are out of your fucking mind if you think “nothing is wrong” with billionaire funded, money to Israel with NO CONDITIONS, no plan for free healthcare, no plan for real climate change policies, no plan to house to homeless, no plan to raise minimum wage, no plan for prison reform. STANDARDS