Iβve said for YEARS tyra banks was a psychopath. She literally made a show where she tortures young women under the guise of helping them. Just listen to her talk she is fucking terrifying. That woman is an animatronic. That woman is ai before ai came out. Absolutely terrifying. Rant over
20.02.2026 23:23 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I will give $1000 to anyone in that room who will yell out "what the fuck are you rambling about, old man?"
20.02.2026 18:33 β π 11737 π 1369 π¬ 611 π 108
Panel 1: Henderson (a regular character known for his black tie and glasses) says to Jessica (another regular character) "I'm not trying to be mean, Jessica"
Panel 2: Henderson continues "But this 'clean your dog poop' sign, is not good." Jessica responds "Whaaat, why not??"
Panel 3: Henderson says "Okay well firstly, it says the fine is 1 million dollars" Jessica responds "hehe yeah"
Panel 4: Henderson says "Secondly it says Stone Cold Steve Austin will come get them" Jessica responds "I emailed him!"
π₯_π₯
18.02.2026 17:24 β π 26 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
Government: βWeβll take your taxes but weβre not gonna pay a living wage, house the homeless or invest in social programs or public educationβ
Also Government: βhey why is everything shitty???β
11.02.2026 12:56 β π 44 π 9 π¬ 4 π 1
To be clear: the LEAST the billionaires can do is house and feed the homeless.
10.02.2026 17:27 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
09.02.2026 16:21 β π 8729 π 1533 π¬ 181 π 340
Thanks for sharing!
09.02.2026 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thanks Turk E Butt!
09.02.2026 19:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Panel 1: a man is on the train on his phone and says "Hey let me call you back. I'm on the train and I don't want to be THAT guy"
Panel 2: to the mans surprise, the other passengers begin applauding and cheering
Panel 3: You can see the man smile as people around him say things like "What a guy!" and "So considerate!"
Panel 4: Exiting the subway car, the man is now wearing a crown and a sash that reads "Subway King" while holding a scepter. He says into his phone "Hey, I'm back"
Wow!
09.02.2026 19:57 β π 33 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0
A man in a red hat screams in anger and rips off his own head
Bad Bunny: βTogether, we are America :)β
Conservatives:
09.02.2026 15:07 β π 45 π 6 π¬ 1 π 1
If you came here to say something like
"well as devil's advocate some ai software is expensive" no one cares
04.02.2026 17:06 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
The thing about ai that companies donβt understand (because their advertising departments are run by out of touch sociopaths only interested in βline go upβ) is people perceive ai ads as CHEAP. Like damn you canβt even afford a commercial? Why would I buy your product?
04.02.2026 17:04 β π 31 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0
Panel 1: a man sits next to a wall with bricks exposed brick and remarks "God, I am just a sucker for exposed brick"
Panel 2: a zoom out reveals he is sitting in a dungeon chained to the wall with skeletons on the ground
love it!
04.02.2026 15:56 β π 33 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
me in 2016: "If we all work together we can still get everything back on track"
Me now: "I mean what are the health risks of a lobotomy really"
03.02.2026 21:06 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Panel 1: Two guys in kitchen (one wearing a tie). The one without a tie says "Hey mom, what type of pasta are we having tonight?"
Panel 2: Guy in tie says "Yeah and tell us the shape not the name"
Panel 3: The mom stares at them both with a judgemental face
Panel 4: She points to the pot and says "It's spagehtti shaped"
This is an actual interaction I had with my mom the other day. Lol
02.02.2026 17:23 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
So to recap: itβs not that elon musk didnβt want to commit pedophile crimes, itβs that they wouldnβt let him in the club because he was too annoying. Hilarious.
01.02.2026 17:35 β π 34 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0
Itβs obvious
01.02.2026 00:35 β π 33 π 6 π¬ 2 π 1
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!!!WHYYYY!?!? AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
31.01.2026 16:50 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0
βSoundingβ? Haha whatβs that like a meditation thing?
31.01.2026 16:49 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 2
You are out of your fucking mind if you think βnothing is wrongβ with billionaire funded, money to Israel with NO CONDITIONS, no plan for free healthcare, no plan for real climate change policies, no plan to house to homeless, no plan to raise minimum wage, no plan for prison reform. STANDARDS
30.01.2026 17:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
βUm you should vote for the dem no matter whatβ THATβS HOW WE LOST LAST TIME YOU STUPID FUCKS. (Can you tell Iβm frustrated today) i need you people to stop letting democrats run whoever the fuck they want. Jesus π€¦ββοΈ
30.01.2026 14:05 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0
HARD AGREE
30.01.2026 14:01 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I voted for Obama, hilary, biden AND harris. (Literally would never vote jill stein) itβs two years before the election Cboone. Make some fucking demands before we lose again
30.01.2026 14:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No itβs not itβs called having standards. I am sick of being served moderates by the democrats. I want someone who will actually bring change. Biden was way better than trump but his policies were not popular enough and when he tried to run again no one was excited. You forget how stupid people are
30.01.2026 13:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
TaKe A bAsIc CiViCs ClAsS. Iβve taken civics and political science for years and you donβt need to be a genius to have standards. Why donβt you grow some confidence and demand things from your elected officials???
30.01.2026 13:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Well this is written so no
30.01.2026 13:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fair enough. Heβs the least bad iβd say
30.01.2026 13:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well theyβre all billionaire funded. Newsom has been horrible dealing with the homeless situation. They all give money to Israel. Iβve never heard any of them talk about raising the minimum wage. Iβve never heard any of them talk about getting us free healthcare. I want genuine change
30.01.2026 13:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Healthcare, minimum wage, legislation that letβs US pick the supreme court instead of the president, climate change policies so we donβt all die, affordable living, cheaper houses, housing the homeless, and not bombing any third world countries. Literally ANY of those.
30.01.2026 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
There are a LOT of things trump shouldnβt be able to do but does anyway. This man has no regard for the law.
30.01.2026 13:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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