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Me at trivia: “I hope my knowledge of comic books helps me tonight”
Host: “Who was the 9th US president?”
Me: “dang”

Panel 1: The hulk, a giant green man, is holding a car over his head while looking angry "Hulk am earthy mighty avenger" Panel 2: The hulk is seen in an office wearing glasses and a suit that is tearing at the seams. "But by day me am milded mannered reporter, Regular Manguy" a small man can be seen next to the hulk saying "Oh my FUCKING god it's the hulk!" Panel 3: a man (J Jonah Jameson) is holding two pieces of paper at this desk reading them. He says "....This is actually a really well written story Mr. Manguy" Panel 4: The hulk is sitting in a chair across from him and responds "Me appreciate that"

Seems legit

I could think of at least 4 unnecessary letters in the word "queue"

An episode of Smallville where I.C.E is sent to Kent Farms because they can’t believe the Kent family can tend to 12+ acres of land by themselves and think they’re harboring immigrants.
I.C.E.: “So you just plow a dozen acres before sunset? Everyday”
Clark: *uppercuts ice agents head into space*

I don’t understand. I’m gonna dip 🤘

the person represents the direction. I have no idea what this means. Are we supposed to vote for a concept?????

Before anyone gets on my ass, i voted for Hilary, I voted for Biden and I voted for Kamala. I’M NOT PLAYING BALL THIS TIME. FIND LIKABLE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WANT CHANGE. Not these fuckin place-holder candidates. Fuck

Picture titled Saint Anselm Poll Showing image of Pete Buttigieg (28%) Gavin Newsom (24%) and Kamala Harris (6%)

I would literally not even vote for any of these fucking dorks 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Oh boy here I go engaging with what is clearly a bad faith argument for the millionth fucking time 🙃🙃🙃

Animated by TJ Small!

“Trump was glazin em!”

Panel 1: a recurring character named Interdimensional man or IDM rips open a portal next to his friend Johnson. "Behold!" Panel 2: IDM says " a dimension where the president is a pedophile!" Panel 3: Johnson responds "This looks just like my dimension!" Panel 4: IDM says "It IS your stupid fucking dimension"

Wow! 🫥

The stakes are too high to wait: we need to impeach Trump now.

I’ll be speaking at the Remove the Regime rally in Washington, DC this Saturday. I hope to see you there!
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“trump and epstein weren’t friends” your brain is fucking broken and you should return it

Panel 1: A nervous news anchor sits with a piece of paper at his desk. The corner of the panel reads “blues news” which is the channel. The news caption reads “trump clinton blowjob email” in the corner Panel 2: the news anchor says “I don’t want to read the news today” a voice off screen responds “you gotta read it” the news caption reads “bubba possibly horse???” Panel 3: the news anchor sits nervously again. The news captjon reads “trump hiding from press” Panel 4: the news anchor says “please don’t make me read the news today” the voice off screen again responds “read the news” the news captions reads “putin have blowjob pictures??”

Just no

“This supplement cleans the toxins from your body” excuse me I put those toxins there on purpose to have a good time

the way trump has aged has always reminded me of that story about the guy from Iceland who kept mcdonalds food for 6 years and it looks kind of the same from far away due to the disgusting amount of chemicals they put in it. Trump has aged like a fine happy meal.

Fuck the 8 democrats that caved BUT ALSO: when your healthcare premiums go way way up I need you to remember that was TRUMP and that was the REPUBLICANS. If you voted conservative, you asked for this. You are the epitome of that meme where the dude puts a stick in his own bike wheel.

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight Public Shaming: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

John Oliver actually did a great story about her! Super interesting and she is amazing.

youtu.be/Yq7Eh6JTKIg?...

Real quick: trump blowing clinton is hilarious but please don’t start making Monica Lewinsky jokes again. She was like 20 when that scandal came out, and clinton was the most powerful man in the world at the time.

Panel 1: a man sits up in bed and says "ahh what a beautiful morning" Panel 2: the man stares confused at a box with arms and legs labeled "The Internet" who is standing on the mans bed. The Internet says "Donald Trump might have sucked bill clintons dick"

excuse me but what the fuck

“That’s a little harsh dude i just wanted my vanilla, swirly whirly, mocha poca, whipped, double”- SHUT UP SCAB

Anyone who is a starbucks customer today is an enemy of the working class people and holding back years of overdue process. Go FUCK yourself (because no one else is going to you scab ass scab)

Panel 1: a red hat man (representing maga) is reading his phone "Emails revealing trump spent hours alone with a victim in epsteins house?" Panel 2: Panicked, the man begins searching through a cabinet marked "excuses". The excuses include boxes called "Fake News". "Liberal Hoax" "Out of context" and one slightly out of framed titled "But her emails" He looks through them panicking saying "Oh fuck oh fuck" Panel 3: He places his hand on his head and his other one his chin and says "Oh! Where did I put 'witch hunt' ? That's a good one!"

At this point he could just say he fucking did it and they wouldn't care

BOMBSHELL update on Epstein files: Oversight Dems received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate between Trump & Maxwell and Trump & Michael Wolff.

I love the part in the Lion King where Scar keeps promising the hyenas all the food they can eat and then when they realize he can’t actually provide it they eat him alive while laughing maniacally. Anyway!On a completely different topic, how’s the president doing bringing down the cost of living?

House Democrats release new Epstein emails referencing Trump Jeffrey Epstein told Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Donald Trump, according to emails released by Democrats on Wednesday.

🚨 BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein called Donald Trump “the dog that hasn’t barked,” and told Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had “spent hours at my house” with Trump, according to emails released by Democrats on the House Oversight Committee.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/hou...

@schumer.senate.gov has a lot of people telling him to step down but I think it can be more

Thank goodness! I was SO close to having pride in my party! COULDN’T FUCKING HAVE THAT!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

We need a new opposition party because as a whole the democrats are not it. Way too many of em run on opposing the crazy shit the right say and then they take bribes and do nothing. Fuck that