This is hilarious because it doesn’t even account for the fact that half the cars in the city have fake or no plates
I’m sorry, man, it’s really not fair that they let you write this and then publish it with your real name and everything.
De Rosa? DE ROSA? “Marco of the Roses” and I’m supposed to believe he’s not a secret Italian agent?
De Rosa? DE ROSA? “Marco of the Roses” and I’m supposed to believe he’s not a secret Italian agent?
One pitch changed Ondřej Satoria's life -- in Japan at least.
"Nobody knows me in Czechia. I’m just a regular dude from Ostrava, but here they respect me and have me sign balls," Satoria said.
Tonight he faces Japan in his final national team start:
www.mlb.com/news/ondrej-...
They truly want you to believe this shit is inevitable and actually better than human endeavor but the one surefire thing that can stop it is not agreeing to the first two things. That’s all! That also means not willingly feeding it. It’s not difficult to avoid using it!
last time a judge rocked brazil like that, jair bolsonaro spent two weeks in the hospital
Congrats, Target, now my kids won’t complain when I don’t shop there anymore.
He’s polling at 0 in the third grade
Noem looking forward to spending more time murdering her family’s pets
My 11 year old asked me how to get girls and seemed very skeptical when I said “shower regularly and treat them like human beings” and yet
We should definitely help them get back there ASAP. I’ll crowdfund their flights.
Now you’ve got a contract offer from the DoD
Gonna pretend I invented slipons and have $1 billion IPO
I kept asking how these people tie their shoes in the morning, I didn’t think they would invent a shoe-tying machine that doubles my electricity bill.
“I need an AI to make cereal” makes more sense now
Whenever conservative parties win, they typically try to see just how far to the right they can go before everyone turns on them. Whenever center-left parties win, they end up backing away from progressive policies and "moderating" in hopes of trying to appeal to people who didn't vote for them.
I had to switch to mostly glasses after a corneal injury and it ended up being an easier transition than I expected! Frames you love is essential.
This is so accurate, every one of them ends up foaming at the mouth. It’s really baffling, I’d love to see it researched
Once again @petitephd.bsky.social has achieved greatness in episode titling.
Man lifetime bans just ain’t what they used to be
Embarrassing (for the Red Sox)
Lololol does HE?
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, oh baby we’re just getting started.
Credit to sticking with the story though. He could have been like yeah whatever I took PEDs but he was 100% committed to “yeah but he promised me after the first two times that THESE supplements were allowed”
Babe, I think famously he did in fact get justice
Remember how the DoD never once passed an audit? Not sure what made me think of that.
Alt text is important for accessibility but what we don’t talk about as much is that it’s also a great opportunity for joke density
Because they’ve been salivating for this war for years and gosh darn it they’re going to enjoy every minute
