bonjour :}
[ waddling after lightning bugs, servos out and searching, cupping excitedly when he thinks he caught one.
opening his servos to dark disappointment.
tank cannon drooping . ]
mon Dieu .
comme c'est horrible . .
[ luckily, none were accidentally squashed.
because none were caught :[ ]
soupir si triste... such a pity, oui?
everybot always says
' that fucking bug that i hate '
and it's never
' how is that fucking bug that i hate ?'
soupir si triste... sigh sigh...sad sad... such tragedy ... [ 😔💔]
pity the me [ 💔 ]
❪ * 💭❌ that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate—❫
[ discussing an acorn, by the way . ]
???
excusez-moi [ 🤨🤨 ??? ]
this is my acorn ???
i de-shelled it myself, even !
it was very messy .
but a well-fought war .
this is my token of victory.
ahhhh, oui, oui,
you are just jealous because i have won actual fights, making me more similar to Optimus ... than You 😌
oui, mon cher ! someone has actual honor here ! i have a call of duty killstreak to protect, after all!!
something i do best not to
. . .
Forget :} .
he finds pausing very annoying so the more French he can feel comfortable speaking to you, the more comfortable he is with you or he's just trying to comfort himself with the language
GRUG.
when guzzle '..'
pauses
then says something a little afterwards, people think he's just doing that for dramatic effect but really he's just struggling to remember what word he wanted to say in English & either gives up & just goes with the French one anyway or an English term he can remember
as powerful as zou are too,
i'm sure zey ..
apprécient !
it is a tragic life for un petit insecte 😔.. !
[ spoken with the most over-enunciated very blatantly hon hon French accent in the world. too passionate over his fallen soldiers ( bugs ) to try & reel it in ]
it is good to know there is at least someone out zhere who hears & cares for zem, oui .
je suis tout à fait d'accord, mon ami !
les insectes sont
✨️ magnifiques ✨️ !
ze ladybuugs, ze lightningbugs- ah, i feel a bit bad for them, oui!
they have imposter bugs out there! zey mimic zem! lightningbugs get lured in by the fake ones & eaten!
& fleshies get bit by the fakes & blame ze ladies !
bugs are just itty blessings, oui, oui, this -- guzzle agrees 😁
bonjour, everybug 😄 !!!
[ do NOT bomb GUZZLE ]
[ ☝️ 💢‼️‼️ ]
[ guzzle is ALWAYS right !
OUI ! ! ]
[ SHAKING HIS HELM IN OBNOXIOUS & SNOOTY FRENCH ✨️ ARTISTE ✨️ ]
.. no Vision -_- 💢 !
. .
make my muscles bigger -_- .
[ upside down on the ceiling like a spider, very much Not respecting the no peeksie rule ]
{{ GUZZLE STEP AWF!!!!
what monsieur grimlock should be looking for is a dictionary, HONHONHON !!
watch him while he recharges so you can compliment his form, why don't you . .
[ pedes stuck in ice, nothing better to do than the usual now...
try to blow up birds with his mind .
glaring daggers up at a little bluebird . ]
want some of this, cher?
fly down here &
Get It 😾🫸🤛 💢 .
[ making punching fist into palm motion of violent intent ]
GRUG
Snow White and the one dwarf that hates her
darn 💔
