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Law review article prep time: months
Law review submission cycle: weeks
Law review system mathematical modeling / hate-coding: a day
Satisfaction: a lifetime

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People* are saying that there's a 20% chance or so that Claude is conscious. Whatever, the same is true about me.

(*These people are assuredly, embarrasingly wrong.)

Interesting. Ok, gonna put some thought into this.

Like I am just a humble country liberal arts professor. National Academy members do not give me the time of day lolcry.

Huh. And is the complaint... like, preferential social networks about who knows members, etc?

I mean if you wanna do this together I'm here for it. I don't even TRY with PNAS so I am not familiar with the issues??

Happy Saturday, nerds! I'm using mathematical modeling to rage-write about the absolutely bonkers law review submission process! Rage-writing is always my best work! #LawSky

Are these allies in the room with us now, Dan?

Gas station in Quincy seeks strolling violist to play for customers - The Boston Globe Harvey Kertzman has long tried to offer his customers a more refreshing experience than one might expect at the pump. Now he wants to elevate it even further.

Possibly tendering my resignation to take up this gig. www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/07/a...

I hear this and I’m like “challenge accepted.”

Thoughts and prayers

Picture of me

Game time, bitches! Orchestral music from operas: Fledermaus (Strauss), Peter Grimes (Britten), L’Amant Anonyme (Bologne) and fucking drama queens Tristan und Isolde (Wagner). 🎻

Oh gosh. So sorry to hear about this but thanks for standing up!

“Enjoy”

Way too long for Bluesky. Will forward to you :)

bsky.app/profile/chad...

Yeah. It is really grim out there.

Confession, every time someone says the name Markwayne Mullin, my brain hears Richard Wayne Gary Wayne.

Thanks for sharing this. Yeah, I wrote them and the head publisher to say this. Wondering if my email will have any effect.

Hell yeah. Can’t wait to read it Chanda.

Hmmm let me look into this. It will be released in UK a month or two later but this probably does not help you. I will investigate. And thank you for asking !

What Chanda said. Also, uh, pre-order my book. I wrote it for you. Yes you. And it will make you feel better. press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...

My first book comes out in two months and ok wow I hate this.

Hooboy. In the continued shitshow that is academic publishing these days, just had my first experience getting a referee report on my work that was clearly written by AI, fresh with hallucinated/missed content.

I have this thing I do where I… don’t.

Regardless, sending support.

To have that unwritten policy is flat out unethical!

My entire feed rn is: may Kristi Noem burn in hell, experience the suffering she had caused others, etc etc and I kind of love my feed.

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So sorry. But your Steve’s existence gives me hope!!