🔞 Eden • Mr. Himbo 2026 • PHL

A black-and-white photo of the book Real service by Raven KALDERA and Joshua TENPENNY sitting on a blue blanket, which is on Eden’s lap. Eden’s tattooed hand can be seen below the book.

Finally have the physical copy of Real Service

how does one build a reverse glory hole?
it would be a service to the Philly community to make one.

Update: I just received a chainmail rosary they made me for Christmas in the mail. Officially dead. It’s perfect.

I need to get fucked in at 3 holes at once.

my former brat sent me a video of them cleaning their leather jacket.

the fuck is this horny hell!

I need a catherine o'hara marathon 😔

having a really bad fibro flare.

need a bear for skin-to-skin contact and back rubs.

A black-and-white photo of Eden taking a selfie in his bathroom. He’s wearing a black tank top and lifting his arm above his head to show off his hairy armpits. Eden is a white tattooed, trans man.

Even Stan in his bathroom showing off the bulge in his jock strap

Happy #Humpday !

Where are you burrying your face first?

A photo of Eden in sweatpants. There is a rip down the seam of the back of them showing off his ass. Eden is a white trans man.

ripped my favorite sweatpants 🥴😈

?

me: “seeking service oriented submissives”

some man: “ i’m what you’re looking for” and then continues to go on and on and on and on about what he wants

i have a crush on Someone who posted “go stick your dick in snow” online.

so i recorded a video sticking my dick in the snow for Them.

🙃

In Philly 😭

Eden taking a selfie in his bathroom mirror. He’s holding up his shirts showing off his top surgery scars Eden is a ftm trans man

a guy on Sniffies said he liked my dad bod. 🥹

my bf says he loves me… but they haven’t held a knife up to my throat in months. 🥺

Why are you commenting this?

I think I need to go down on my t because

1. I’m insatiable
2. I won’t lower my standards
3. I need to get fucked like yesterday😭

A paddling of you? Why yes, I am!

A screenshot of a Sniffies conversation between Eden and a 55-year-old man. Man: are you clean? Eden: are you using that language to ask about my testing status? Man: yes. I’m am neg on prep Eden: I’m on prep and negative for HIV. Tested at the beginning of January and for everything else. Got HSV. No outbreaks. On antiviral.

after he asked if I was “clean,” I lost all interest, but I was curious about how he’d respond.

Imagine being at the ripe age of 55 and blocking someone after they tell you they have herpes and take medication for it.

I need the entire community to take a sex education course.

That photo on the right isn’t from 2026 though 😇

got overwhelmed in the grocery store. ended up walking out with chocolate chip bread, sweet potatoes, and popcorn.

obviously the perfect sustenance for a winter storm.

I need to get snowed in with someone who wants to makeout and play house

My dick when I see an AI profile picture.

Gift image

grab my attention 💋 https://throne.com/shiksababy/wishlist

2016: got my nipples pierced

2026: no nipples

you look great! 🥵

A a still from the movie Office Space of Bob Slydell, with long hair and a goatee sits on a couch with the words "HELL YEAH BROTHER" written bellow

finding out he also has a family kink

every time I have sex with another trans man, I see god.

I don’t ask for much.

Simply for a big hairy man to break in, sneak into my bed at night, and do bad things to me.

Give a guy a break!

😂 I love this