@alexalex.bsky.social
I can pick most locks with a credit card NYC
Mostly hockey butts tbh
30.11.2025 20:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
27.11.2025 23:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Some days my dog looks especially otter-like. And those are my favorite days.
19.11.2025 00:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Swishy CrossFit
17.11.2025 12:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Did he praise Jackie Brown?
15.11.2025 17:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Epstein, rupture with MTG, election losses, etc.
You can see the cracks in the dam for Trump, but still unclear when the dam will break.
Saddest part about having a dog: 50% of the time when they look at you, you have no idea what they are trying to communicate (sadness? Boredom? Hunger?)
Best part about having a dog: despite not being able to communicate well, knowing that you are each otherโs ride or die.
Ryan Murphy should pay a huge FCC fine each time he takes a talent like Niecy Nash or Sarah Paulson and puts them in a shitty show
08.11.2025 20:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The well-tailored brown shirts?
24.10.2025 12:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In an era of mass surveillance and an oppressive push by AI, I think itโs charming that an old school jewelry heist at a museum is still even possible.
19.10.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My bingo card really didnโt have square for the extended ~Oracle universe becoming a right wing media empire to make Murdoch and Co look like childโs play
04.10.2025 14:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sneakers. In honor of Redford.
21.09.2025 21:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs finally time that good looking people are getting their due in Hollywood.
15.09.2025 00:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Didnโt one of them kick a giant mouse in the butt?? Surely that qualifies
14.09.2025 23:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is the car okay?
31.08.2025 20:51 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0usually if you ask experts why an empire fell theyโll say itโs nuanced and multifaceted, so i think itโs kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like โoh they took the idiot train to moronsvilleโ
10.08.2025 03:36 โ ๐ 27302 ๐ 5330 ๐ฌ 409 ๐ 213The density of good restaurants on Sawtelle is fantastic even if the street itself is a car centric disaster.
10.08.2025 02:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So brave! Did you know that if someone shouts โitโs showtimeโ on the subway, that means thereโs going to be a shootout?
08.08.2025 19:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0As if the song title wasnโt offensive enough, that version also included โBop your head like epilepsyโ
08.08.2025 03:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Downtown LA is to Koreatown as Century City is to Beverly Hills
01.08.2025 20:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Diana Ross at the Hollywood Bowl last night was just great.
And having Berry Gordy in the audience was an unexpected surprise.
To repurpose a quote from the Blues Brothers, โweโve got both kinds of musicโฆpots AND pansโ
27.07.2025 21:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And inter species friendships? Sounds very inclusive.
26.07.2025 18:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Justice for her two cameo episodes on the Facts of Life
20.07.2025 21:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Meet you at the Del Amo Fashion Center
19.07.2025 21:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0She has no choice now that Oreo is firmly focused on Selena Gomez
17.07.2025 11:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The NYC Democratic primary was all about โdonโt rank Cuomoโ
For Sepulveda Transit, the message has got to be โdonโt allow monorailโ
High performing heavy rail for the win, whether alternative 4, 5 or 6. Vote early and vote often.
He would hate it. Tariffs alone would be a betrayal of his old school Republican vibes.
Jenna would be absolutely MAGA pilled.