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My bingo card really didnโ€™t have square for the extended ~Oracle universe becoming a right wing media empire to make Murdoch and Co look like childโ€™s play

04.10.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sneakers. In honor of Redford.

21.09.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s finally time that good looking people are getting their due in Hollywood.

15.09.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didnโ€™t one of them kick a giant mouse in the butt?? Surely that qualifies

14.09.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the car okay?

31.08.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell theyโ€™ll say itโ€™s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think itโ€™s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like โ€œoh they took the idiot train to moronsvilleโ€

10.08.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27361    ๐Ÿ” 5348    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 414    ๐Ÿ“Œ 214

The density of good restaurants on Sawtelle is fantastic even if the street itself is a car centric disaster.

10.08.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So brave! Did you know that if someone shouts โ€œitโ€™s showtimeโ€ on the subway, that means thereโ€™s going to be a shootout?

08.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As if the song title wasnโ€™t offensive enough, that version also included โ€œBop your head like epilepsyโ€

08.08.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Downtown LA is to Koreatown as Century City is to Beverly Hills

01.08.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Diana Ross at the Hollywood Bowl last night was just great.

And having Berry Gordy in the audience was an unexpected surprise.

27.07.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To repurpose a quote from the Blues Brothers, โ€œweโ€™ve got both kinds of musicโ€ฆpots AND pansโ€

27.07.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And inter species friendships? Sounds very inclusive.

26.07.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting on a couch with the words great gowns beautiful gowns ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with the words great gowns beautiful gowns
23.07.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Justice for her two cameo episodes on the Facts of Life

20.07.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meet you at the Del Amo Fashion Center

19.07.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She has no choice now that Oreo is firmly focused on Selena Gomez

17.07.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The NYC Democratic primary was all about โ€œdonโ€™t rank Cuomoโ€

For Sepulveda Transit, the message has got to be โ€œdonโ€™t allow monorailโ€

High performing heavy rail for the win, whether alternative 4, 5 or 6. Vote early and vote often.

11.07.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He would hate it. Tariffs alone would be a betrayal of his old school Republican vibes.

Jenna would be absolutely MAGA pilled.

11.07.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The guy today rolled up and said โ€œIโ€™m allergic to dogs!โ€ And I said โ€œdid you think about that when you accepted an Uber Pets ride?โ€

04.07.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uber Pet is such a shitty product. Half the time the drivers are surprised theyโ€™re picking up a pet or outright refuse.

04.07.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You love to see the left taking on housing scarcity with sound policies.

04.07.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m happy you survived!

04.07.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He hasnโ€™t posted for almost 20 mins after this, so itโ€™s safe to assume that the worst candy bar in the world actually killed him. Sad!

04.07.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly. If you are born in Uganda to a parent who is a Ugandan citizen, it seems that ticking โ€œAfricanโ€ is quite logical.

04.07.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait until you hear what she has to say about trash containerization and congestion pricing

27.06.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The tan is on point

23.06.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yessssssssss

21.06.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was wondering whether it was that Zapf Dingbat guy

21.06.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It could be such a fantastic moment for North America if Mexico and Canada teamed up to jointly host both.

19.06.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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