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I can pick most locks with a credit card NYC

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a woman says it 's the statue you wanted while standing next to a pile of red flowers . ALT: a woman says it 's the statue you wanted while standing next to a pile of red flowers .
30.11.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mostly hockey butts tbh

30.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

27.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some days my dog looks especially otter-like. And those are my favorite days.

19.11.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Swishy CrossFit

17.11.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did he praise Jackie Brown?

15.11.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Epstein, rupture with MTG, election losses, etc.

You can see the cracks in the dam for Trump, but still unclear when the dam will break.

15.11.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saddest part about having a dog: 50% of the time when they look at you, you have no idea what they are trying to communicate (sadness? Boredom? Hunger?)

Best part about having a dog: despite not being able to communicate well, knowing that you are each otherโ€™s ride or die.

08.11.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ryan Murphy should pay a huge FCC fine each time he takes a talent like Niecy Nash or Sarah Paulson and puts them in a shitty show

08.11.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The well-tailored brown shirts?

24.10.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In an era of mass surveillance and an oppressive push by AI, I think itโ€™s charming that an old school jewelry heist at a museum is still even possible.

19.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My bingo card really didnโ€™t have square for the extended ~Oracle universe becoming a right wing media empire to make Murdoch and Co look like childโ€™s play

04.10.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sneakers. In honor of Redford.

21.09.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s finally time that good looking people are getting their due in Hollywood.

15.09.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didnโ€™t one of them kick a giant mouse in the butt?? Surely that qualifies

14.09.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the car okay?

31.08.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell theyโ€™ll say itโ€™s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think itโ€™s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like โ€œoh they took the idiot train to moronsvilleโ€

10.08.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27302    ๐Ÿ” 5330    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 409    ๐Ÿ“Œ 213

The density of good restaurants on Sawtelle is fantastic even if the street itself is a car centric disaster.

10.08.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So brave! Did you know that if someone shouts โ€œitโ€™s showtimeโ€ on the subway, that means thereโ€™s going to be a shootout?

08.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As if the song title wasnโ€™t offensive enough, that version also included โ€œBop your head like epilepsyโ€

08.08.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Downtown LA is to Koreatown as Century City is to Beverly Hills

01.08.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Diana Ross at the Hollywood Bowl last night was just great.

And having Berry Gordy in the audience was an unexpected surprise.

27.07.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To repurpose a quote from the Blues Brothers, โ€œweโ€™ve got both kinds of musicโ€ฆpots AND pansโ€

27.07.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And inter species friendships? Sounds very inclusive.

26.07.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting on a couch with the words great gowns beautiful gowns ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with the words great gowns beautiful gowns
23.07.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Justice for her two cameo episodes on the Facts of Life

20.07.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meet you at the Del Amo Fashion Center

19.07.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She has no choice now that Oreo is firmly focused on Selena Gomez

17.07.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The NYC Democratic primary was all about โ€œdonโ€™t rank Cuomoโ€

For Sepulveda Transit, the message has got to be โ€œdonโ€™t allow monorailโ€

High performing heavy rail for the win, whether alternative 4, 5 or 6. Vote early and vote often.

11.07.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He would hate it. Tariffs alone would be a betrayal of his old school Republican vibes.

Jenna would be absolutely MAGA pilled.

11.07.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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