We have more work to do to put an end to teenage pregnancy.
06.03.2026 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0J Edgar Hoover just completed a preternaturally insightful FBI report about looksmaxxing
24.02.2026 13:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you have a good life insurance policy?
22.02.2026 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When New York City residents voted with enthusiasm for trans sharia law, I donβt think we realized it meant this much snow π¨οΈ
21.02.2026 16:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a Belgian abroad, thank you for this observation. This helps crystallize some things Iβve been observing from afar.
21.02.2026 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Youβre right to feel that way β your time is valuable.
Hereβs two things this event might have triggered for you:
β’ Disappointment: the author didnβt make genuine effort in writing
β’ Frustration: the journal editor wasted your time
Shall I start with ideas about how to avoid next time?
With just as much spitting?
18.02.2026 16:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Grammys?
06.02.2026 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Venmo βwhatβs this for?β field be like:
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Boy the βstatesβ rightsβ wing of the Republican Party is awful quiet these days
25.01.2026 13:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We will need Nuremberg-like trials.
We will need a Truth and Reconciliation commission.
We will need to significantly revise the Constitution.
We will have to rebuild the foundations of our nation.
Trump and ICE are absolutely losing the battle against uffda and hot dish.
Midwest nice doesnβt mean being nice to state-sponsored terrorists.
Okay but whom are you to tell me what to do??
16.01.2026 23:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All the nudes I DMβd on Twitter are going to be used to train the US Army.
14.01.2026 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Two things can be true at once.
Venezuelans can be happy to have Maduro out of their lives AND we can now accept that Dylan is the hotter of the Efron brothers.
Religious even. Screw those dry church wafers.
30.12.2025 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs not Christmas until youβre hanging out in the big house
24.12.2025 23:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That just seems like a way to deflect the attention from Michael Peterson.
24.12.2025 01:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We must protect the Heated Rivarly boys at all costs. They are likeβ¦pure goodness
24.12.2025 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is absolutely nuts if it turns out to be trueβ¦
23.12.2025 15:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay but then who is going to smuggle these drugs across the border for me?
22.12.2025 19:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mostly hockey butts tbh
30.11.2025 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
27.11.2025 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some days my dog looks especially otter-like. And those are my favorite days.
19.11.2025 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Swishy CrossFit
17.11.2025 12:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did he praise Jackie Brown?
15.11.2025 17:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Epstein, rupture with MTG, election losses, etc.
You can see the cracks in the dam for Trump, but still unclear when the dam will break.