stinky mutt

traumatised puppy needs a big spliff and a kick in the balls.

06.12.2023 17:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my weed man’s new runner is the dude who followed me home from the shops to ask if i’m single a few months back. shame he’s busy tonight.

18.11.2023 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there is tar
in my braincreases

13.11.2023 09:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is there a cutoff point where we can’t show tits in public anymore? or do we just keep at it until people start throwing stones?

12.11.2023 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mardy slut.

12.11.2023 14:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we’re in desperate need of a programmer. defensive mode needs to be ‘growl, hiss and spit’ but it’s been stuck on ‘hide for several days’ instead.

12.11.2023 09:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s a whole ten years since i stepped forward and said ‘i’m not one of you’.
not one person i came out to is around to bear witness. good fucking riddance, kiss my limp dick xoxo

06.11.2023 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shinzō wo sasageyo.
this is gonna hurt so good

04.11.2023 09:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we’re here! we’re here!
we’re here for furries, tranners and wrong’uns

03.11.2023 12:04 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0