:: em✨

i fear i have to stay on twt until the orange one croaks. i just know it will be the best day of my life

opening twitter, realizing it’s down again, closing twitter, and then reopening it 30 seconds later…i have the short term memory of a gnat.

hello bluesky (say it back)

MMS bsky account. a few more ciphers. MMS replied to the one that was for “the bell” which is the name of the song that was registered a couple months back. and then both NBT account and MMS account were wiped. i have whiplash.

i'm leaving this here too idgaf

hi conor

sorry to my philly sports moots but this is gonna be a nothing but thieves account for the next 10 days i fear

can i breathe now?

THE BELL????

can you talk to your boy about his facial hair he’s scaring me

hi abs🫶

Smoking Kills (dynasties) 🚬

#FlyEaglesFly

*clears throat, taps mic* is this thing still on?

HEY SO WTF IS GOING AWN???

feels like a good day to say fuck the braves

i wish i was at a phillies game right now

it’s the most wonderful time of the year

forgot i had this account again. good morning bluesky 🫶

stopppppp🥰

fuck yeah hat club

quote post with you in a hat

PHILLIES PLEASE DON’T LET HIM GO

day 26 of posting jeff hoffman until spring training starts

i’m free next weekend do you think cbp would let us have the wedding there

did you know that i’m in love with you?

THE CABLE PATTERNS OH IM OBSESSED

omgggg give him a little kiss for me

hi phillies admin 🫶

i will always take an opportunity to post brent