Goddess Luna

a poster that says you speak heresy with a robot in the background Alt: A Warhammer 40k space marine turns to the camera asking you speak heresy?

Luckily I love you too so I won't hold this heresy against you.

I don't want us to die at all! We haven't gotten enough time together!

Oh no! My wife wants me to die in a mass extinction! 😧

What's the secret to inner peace and happiness?

Big arms.

At the gay bar on lesbian night and want the cute girls to talk to you?

Big arms.

Need an excuse to give your boss for skipping work?

BIG ARMS!

You always do 😘💜

a little girl with red hair and green eyes is sitting at a table with her head on her hands . Alt: Rapunzel from tangled is sitting at a table with her head on her hands sighing and tilting her head

Everyone bites just a little bit differently. And I might be missing a certain mix...

The extremely amateur photographer in you is wrong and she can bite me.

You look that muscular even without the good lighting fyi.

Yeah. I'd want to be in person to be honest. Keep em honest. Also I imagine I'd need some actual qualifications besides "weightlifting hyperfocus."

I wish it were remotely realistic to just quit my job and train trans people in weightlifting. But alas...

As a trainer I apparently do good work. 😌

We'll get a pic sometime that doesn't include the name and logo of the very local gym we go to so we don't completely dox ourselves. 🤭

Well my arms may have shrunk but my tits grew so we'll call it a wash. 🤷‍♀️

Photo of me, petite white femme wearing a black wig, short nightgown, and black feather robe, with fake blood dripping on my mouth, standing in the corner of a white wall, a green-ish filter added to the photo

Reskeet this post if u would let me bite u! 🧛🏻‍♀️

You don't know shit about nutrition but you do know a hell of a lot about being a giant fucking twat.

Finally delivering on what the smart gun could only pretend to do through a line of dialogue.

Lost fat and still grew my tits? I'll take it!

Well my arms may have shrunk but my tits grew so we'll call it a wash. 🤷‍♀️

When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

And when someone tattoos who they are on their body while knowing exactly what the fuck the symbol is and keeps it for 20 years...

What's the secret to inner peace and happiness?

Big arms.

At the gay bar on lesbian night and want the cute girls to talk to you?

Big arms.

Need an excuse to give your boss for skipping work?

BIG ARMS!

Quina from Final Fantasy 9 standing in a grassy field with her tongue hanging out wearing a chef's hat and blue bib with the caption "indulgence: I do what I want! You have problem!?"

To quote one of my favourite Final Fantasy characters:

I remember you mentioning your imposter syndrome about it quite a while ago. Fuck the people who don't get it. You can have feminine presentation and still be non-binary.

Hell I'm getting jacked, have short hair again, and never wear makeup and I still consider myself femme. We do what we want!

Funny how much you can miss someone sometimes, even when you've only spent ~260 hours total with them over the years.

Oh then I think I'm paid up already

Oh thank gods! My disposable income isn't quite what it used to be. 🤭