GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

i'll be so glad when my porn feed isn't dominated with men fucking pumpkins.

who ASKS for that??? who gets off to it? and WHY?

Emily Brontë may not be the first troll in human history, but I do believe she is probably the most gifted.

Photograph of a Chesapeake blue crab from the belly, held up by a hand with a backdrop of shoreline. This joke is predicated on the fact that despite multiple life extinctions on this planet, separate strands of creatures have evolved to fit the shape and niche of a crab, implying that this evolutionary model is not only successful, but seems to occupy a niche on this planet that is consistently present across all eras of life. Some creatures have not evolved in millions of years, others evolve into these niches quickly and persistently. Your silly ape brain may be able to decipher a metaphor, but it is only a flash in the pan compared to this reoccurring evolutionary feature. You will never be able to out-evolve nature's tanks.

This is the idea male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

letting the niche folks know he's thinking about them :P

October 31st ~ November 1st

(And a special interest in the history and technology of locomotion, you know what I mean?)

Don't get me wrong, I love me some Mozart and Vivaldi. But even if we do pull from Tchaikovsky or Debussy, it's going to be their softer, gentler pieces. But why is it wrong to throw in those more chaotic, technically demanding, and overstimulating works in there too? Give the baby some RANGE.

I think we have done irreparable damage to our society by forcing infants and foetuses to listen to classical music because we're stuffing these children's' heads with Mozart, Bach, and other classical/baroque combos.

You want an INTERESTING child? Put Rachmaninoff or Mahler in their ear.

My child.

Most of the villains this man’s characters fought were Nazis. I’m not sure if that makes him a historic authority… but I’d say he’s an authority on identifying Nazi roles.

Floof. But long and hangy?

An architect: “it ONLY took you an hour to build those stairs?”

A contractor: “Only YOU built THOSE stairs in an HOUR????”

Though maybe this is worse because the far right didn’t even need to commit mass murder through arson to seize control of the nation.

You have centrist politics which stand on an apparent moral high ground who are comfortable courting fascists because they are willing to enact the violence on the leftists that centrists are unwilling to do. America is the modern Weimar Republic. (It didn’t end well for the centrists.)

The political centre has more hope about the compassion of far right to permit cooperate liberation with a clean conscience than they are willing to safeguard the basic needs of their own people.

WHY IS THIS GAME’S TUTORIAL SEQUENCE NOT ONLY SO LONG, BUT THIS AGGRESSIVE?

Let me FASHION!!!??

They already control everything. Their supporters are either racist or comfortable with racism (racist). They don’t need to be delicate anymore.

Is this kind of indirect way of speaking by now just part of how they’ve been conditioned to speak?

Not to state the obvious but “to get their weaves” is heralding a very unspoken signifier here because no white woman I know gets a weave. They’re saying ‘welfare queen’ without speaking her name.

My question is why, at this point, are they even bothering with the dog whistle anymore?

You don’t wear a straight tie to a party or celebration. Ties are for business. At the very least you’d wear a three-piece. Or just do 20s drag properly and get the tux out.

Even while they’re hoarding wealth, he can’t do opulence properly.

I don’t wanna do this battle royale shit or whatever I WANNA GO SHOPPING

“Ma’am. I am the Pokemon Champion of at least four other regions. Including a former version of this one. Do not call me a ‘first timer’ if you please.”

Its a deer. And some foliage. Not very impressive. But she's eating it.

I'll be going through my photos from October and be like: "Damn that looks like AI." : (

(Taken at Mazinaw Lake/Bon Echo Provincial Park.)

Artist's montage rendering of a large, inflatable frog facing a police shieldwall across a quiet street.

In the midst of the spooky season the Post Editor stops to consider the connection between political street theatre and the strategies recommended by child psychologists. They're surprisingly similar and have something to do with love. h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/bru...

Sidebar: what the fuck does it say about the role of the Turing Test when the computer has to remind you that it's not a human???

I once told someone that half the reason I want to have relationships is so I can know what it's like to get dumped.

I got NOTHIN on this guy.

my ai wife left me and took my ai kid

Your parents signed up for that. You did not sign up to live in this economy.

I'll start writing a word like 'mushroom' and then stop writing halfway through and have this wall of DOUBT. Like "...Was it always spelled like that...?" And severely question myself if it has always been spelled that way. Is that normal???

So much of the world is people talking about what they hate. I wish we would take more time to celebrate the things we love.