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@josephslowvak.bsky.social

Aging Disgracefully // Ancient DCFC supporter // On the super secret member rolls for NGS // Husband to K // Father to Coraline // Terrible golfer // Beer league hockey hero // Tifo painter // Just here for the chronologically ordered luke-warm takes

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Samiam - "She Found You" Ignition Records
YouTube video by BlankTV Samiam - "She Found You" Ignition Records

Also, in case you don't know Samiam, give this a listen:

youtu.be/T-cGxzqXdT4?...

06.11.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you ever have one of those bands that you kind of forgot about and then one day they pop into your feed and you're like "holy shit, these guys are incredible! Why haven't I been listening to them more?"

For me, today, it is Samiam. What band is that for you lately?

06.11.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen that video, I didn't like it.

22.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know scalpers and ticket brokers are a problem, too, but how many of these tickets were just straight up held back by @ticketmaster.com so they could double dip? This corporate greed keeps stuff like this out of reach for many Americans and it's only getting worse. Fuck this monopolistic bullshit!

22.10.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Break up @ticketmaster.com now!

You can't tell me that every seat for this concert that I'm trying to take my daughter to is sold out, and somehow miraculously all the definitely real people who bought those tickets listed them on the official resale site (for 2x+ more than face value, of course).

22.10.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Generations of Americans have fought and died to preserve the freedoms of this great, albeit imperfect, union. We must not let 250 years of blood and toil be in vain. Stand up to fascism.

23.09.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So when the Trump Administration tells you that those who are opposed to fascism are terrorists, what they're really saying is everyone who believes preserving the freedoms that our country is built on are enemies of the state.

23.09.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Antifa isn't a group, it is an idea. It is one shared by all people who do not want to live under a fascist regime.

Do you believe in free speech? That's antifa.

Do you support universal suffrage and the right of all Americans to freely elect our leaders? That's antifa.

23.09.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's no joy in Mudville.

30.08.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not sure if there's a heaven or not, but I'm very confident that if there is, Mr. Dobson is not there. No benevolent God would ever accept such hatred into their Kingdom.

21.08.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Current mood:

31.07.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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1-๐Ÿ†™ ๐Ÿ„

27.07.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Thank you, Trevor.

Your leadership transformed Detroit City FC and helped shape our clubโ€™s identity. We are forever grateful.

Stay tuned as we share some unforgettable moments from Trevorโ€™s years at the helm.

๐Ÿ“ฐ: www.detcityfc.com/news/2025/07...

22.07.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Hartford is just a rest stop for people driving between Boston and New York.

10.07.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Calling all #DCFC supporters. Here are the tifo times for this week. We've got a mega-huge project in the works and WE NEED YOUR HELP. All are welcome.

Hit me with questions, or find more info at noonelikes.us/tifo #DCTID

07.07.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Detroit Prideraiser 2025! presented by Northern Guard Supporters Hey y'all, welcome to the 2025 Detroit Prideraiser campaign, organized by everyone's favorite SG, The Northern Guard Supporters. We are proud to announce that onceโ€ฆ

The art is incredible, but the cause it's supporting is even more important. There's still time to do your part. Get your Prideraiser pledges in ngs.prideraiser.org and support the amazing work done by the Ruth Ellis Center to help LGBTQ+ youth in our community.

30.06.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICYMI, it was inspired by David Lynch's character on Twin Peaks.

"Fix your hearts or die" is an invitation to reflect and open your heart or risk the agony and corrosion of holding onto hate. The character says this in defense of a trans FBI agent against her bigoted colleagues

30.06.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's been a couple weeks since we unveiled this year's
@ngsdetroit.bsky.social pride tifo and I'm still in awe of how amazing it turned out. The design and execution are some of the best work we've ever done and the message; holy shit. Everyone who worked on this should be incredibly proud.

30.06.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know they were just being friendly, but every time someone said "Good morning" to us today at Total Wine, I felt just a tiny bit judged. ๐Ÿ˜‚

29.05.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got done watching Mallrats for the first time in years. I'd forgotten how wordy those early Kevin Smith movies were. It was like an Aaron Sorkin movie with more dick jokes.

26.05.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NGS Detroit

The seasons are just getting started and there's so much more yet to do. If you want to be a part of the most electric atmosphere in American soccer, find out how to get involved at www.noonelikes.us

25.05.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The tifo for the @detcityfc.com men's and women's openers truly were works of art. From the incredible designs by Paul and Anji to scores of volunteers who helped bring them to life, I can't say enough about how proud I am to be a part of @ngsdetroit.bsky.social

25.05.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Current mood:

25.05.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At the Nashville SC game, a giant flag for La Brigada de Oro, the Latino supporters section, which is not here tonight due to ICE activity. NSC officials tried to remove it, but were met with vehement objections by supporters clubs, who threatened a giant walkout if they did.

11.05.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1110    ๐Ÿ” 338    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

How long until Trump puts 397% tariffs against the Vatican on Bibles, communion wafers and Popemobiles because he's angry they picked someone else?

08.05.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We came in third and won some free shots and a couple gift cards. The best part was that the host had to say "Chicago Fire Sucks" over the PA a bunch of times. ๐Ÿ˜‚

07.05.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shots on @law-dog.bsky.social tomorrow at the DCFC tailgate!

07.05.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Technically, it's later right now.

17.04.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Over? It's not over!

13.04.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lock them alongside people who clap at the end of a movie.

27.03.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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