"place frozen pizza directly on oven rack" I KNOW!!! we KNOW already. you say this EVERY TIME
threateningly
look at my beefy son
very pleased to find out that on new years eve people used to wear tiny little versions of real hats to celebrate
bring it
porn
i could've carved a thousand marble statues in the time i've spent trying to figure people out
was looking into a dog walking service and one of the FAQs said "what happens if my dog goes missing?" which i thought was weird??? like how often is that happening to even have that on there. so i looked up reviews... they have lost AT LEAST NINE DOGS. this is a dog losing service.
it seems just a moment ago i looked with promise at a very long weekend and yet now we go headlong back into hell
in theory i do like the concept of a "jingle bell square"
people are complaining about Pluribus like "it's just a woman in her house all day and night, really boring to watch" but i am also that, and i actually find house and me quite interesting
it's "will i ever warm up" season in my neck of the woods here in throw blanket county
i literally never want days to end. i want no one to need sleep and everyone to stay awake with me until it's tomorrow morning and we can have coffee again.
online shopping is so fun. i want to look at 400 sites and 6,000 items to find the one very basic thing i want that seemingly doesn't exist
this was the chorus to MMMbop by Hanson last time i did karaoke
thank you!!!!
this means everything to me
i don't really like power couples. one half needs to be kinda quiet and not show up to stuff
and to be clear that's your desired outcome right
ok that sounds so good! and lol i actually also had to do the same thing this year. wimps!
thank you!!!! hoping the ghost pepper one does not kill anyone (me)
in "i guess this is who i am now" news, another year of growing pepps and making my own hot sauce in the books
went to the eye doctor yesterday and she said everything looked great but then kept reiterating "just come back immediately if you start to see spots" and i have to be honest, i was not concerned about spots before but now i'm a bit nervous
I fear that is true. I am patient 1
a man standing next to me on the train passed out while holding onto the subway pole and we had to shake him awake and he wouldn't wake up then finally he did and goes "sorry i just really don't feel well" and then the doors opened and he walked off
since when does the calculator app keep history of all your calculations. this is so embarrassing. in May i did "18+14" help
meet me at
i want this to spray my body
absolutely yes, way out there
just learned there's a city in Alaska called Unalaska
