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Le gvt:
-1er ministre complice de violences sex.dans une ecole privée
-ministre de la Culture corrompue qui menace des journalistes
-ministre de la Santé qui encourage le tabagisme.
-ministre de l'écologie qui a fait fortune dans le petrole
-ministre de l'intérieur qui fait des rafales de migrants

Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies.

Seriously. As of today.
We couldn’t make that up.

Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real.

Thank you ALL.

Oh Korra... 😭
#ATLA #TLOK #avatarthelastairbender #thelegendofkorra

Autism is fun when you can spend 15hrs in a row learning abt Dragon Age lore, until social fatigue knocks you out for two weeks non-stop and prevents you from having any form of social interaction without having a meltdown and bursting into tears (I'm so tired man) 😄

I have NO IDEA what you're talking about 🙄😂 (it's Neve)

I guess it's high time to play Dragon Age The Veilguard again, with the exact same character, to do the exact same choices, and to romance the exact same chracter, and- 🙄🙄🙄

Étant moi-même autiste, je peux vous assurer que je n'ai jamais eu envie de faire un salut n*zi de ma vie, Elon Musk est juste un gros facho de merde ☝️🤓

Je sais pas pourquoi j'ai l'impression qu'à un moment donné il va s'auto-proclamer président à vie et personne dira rien genre, mais j'espère que c'est qu'une impression (toujours s'attendre au pire et espérer le meilleur comme on dit)

🧵 — That's the end of this thread ! Unless I listen to song or see an edit slightly similar to (my) #neverook, which seems more than likely (help me this ship is my prison) 👀

Anyway thanks to anybody who read all this ! 😌

Not a swiftie so I never heard this song before but a beautiful edit on TikTok made by @/sujikii had me speechless like this is so Neve realizing she falls in love with Rook ????

#veilguardspoilers
This would work for Neve while Rook is trapped in the Fade but also when Rook doesn't know what happened to blighted Neve (not my canon)

(It *also* works for Rook when they learn abt Varric..)

#veilguardspoilers
Now this one I imagine Rook singing (again) right after the talk before Tearstone Island, like come on Neve they're obviously crazy abt you

Same as "Shine" Rook would sing this awkwardly to make Neve realize they are the one she wants

"Can't change the weather, might not be forever / But if it's forever, it's even better"
I mean—

Idk I just see them dance on this at their wedding and it makes my heart explode

Never heard of Heavenly before but a great edit on TikTok made by @/theswandrowned convinced me that this was definitely Neve

If DATV were a musical Rook would sing this in a very cringe yet cute way to convince Neve to let down her guard

#veilguardspoilers
My canon ending is letting Bellara being blitghed but this one works better for blighted Neve

#veilguardspoilers
This makes me think of either Neve or Rook after they're back from the Fade, but mostly Neve bc she finally realizes that Rook will *actually* always come back for her

... Do I have to elaborate ?
Well technically the only thing that is truly in character is the chorus but it made me laugh so here it is

You don't have to understand the French part actually the English one speaks for itself

My Rook is a mage too so idk it made sense to me

I mean just replace "uptown" by "dock town" and there you have it

Songs that make me think of Neve and by addition her and (my) Rook bc they're all I can think abt rn (pls send help), a thread — 🧵

There may be some #veilguardspoilers ⚠️

Addings to this list are more than welcome I need to feed my brainrot

Il mime juste une fusée qui décolle vers Mars, rien de plus, ne voyez pas le mal partout.

"Ué mais si vous quittez X vous allez laisser les fafs entre eux et vous retrouver qu'entre Gauchos sur Blue sky "

Ben c'est un peu le projet, gros.

« Mais enfin vous ne pouvez pas critiquer l’IA parce que l’IA vous voyez c’est juste un outil ! »

Ben, les mines antipersonnelles aussi, ce sont juste des outils et pourtant on peut les critiquer, enfin, je sais pas.

Reposte avec ta scène de danse préférée au cinéma

slight #veilguardspoilers but i am freaking out about this scene, the way her voice drops, i am down so bad for her oh my god neve gallus ma'am i will do anything for you #dragonage #nevegallus #neverook