Flavia

Pra vc saber qual colesterol bom ou ruim:
LDL: logo Deus leva = ruim
HDL: hoje Deus livra = bom

Sexta (hoje)

Police officers holding a toy frog who appears to give birth to a marijuana brick. DrugBust

Helping a frog to give birth to a brick of weed

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.

fuck it *do cable management on your arteries*

WIFE: Uggh today SUCKED
ME: What's up babe
WIFE: Well, I was molting into my 4th 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳, or larval stage, as I developed toward becoming an 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘰, or sexually mature insect.
ME: No need to explain. I already know all this and support you as you move through the life cycle stages of an insect or bug.

meme. foto de um cara de óculos escuros com o texto "falaro"

Carla Bruni - Quelqu'un M'a Dit

tradução:

Foto do Centro Administrativo Fernando Ferrari. Na frente, um letreiro vermelho dizendo "isso é sk8".

A sign saying "I'm not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it."

*taps sign*

Inside of me there are two lions. Both have anxiety.

it is admittedly a little bit funny to consider that maybe the rapture did happen and god said “just Claudia Cardinale actually, thanks”

Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.

I almost wish the Rapture would happen just to see the look on Richard Dawkins' dumb face.

Sure it would mean I'm going to hell too or whatever happens, but still...pretty funny.

painting of a yorkshire sleeping and projecting astrally

yorkshire doing astral projection

Alemanha, Itália e Japão no mesmo lado...

plmdds

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Thannhauser Collection, Gift, Justin K. Thannhauser, 1978 © 2016 Estate of Pablo Picasso / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York

Bird on a Tree by Pablo Picasso, 1928
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137305

tendo em vista as limitações gerais da anatomia animal e mais especificamente as características fisiológicas da musculatura dos mamíferos é cientificamente impossível que a burguesinha seja composta apenas de filé

juro

Self-Portrait

Self-Portrait, 1982
https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5126

muito difícil morar nesse país, mas muito bom morar nesse país

omg it's cachorro da raça safada transou pelada com homem hiiiiiii

Man, 34, is no longer blind after tooth is implanted in eye in 'crazy' surgery Tooth-in-eye surgery sounds like science fiction, but it can help people with severely damaged corneas see again. A patient and his doctors describe what it's like.

TIL that for some people with irreparably damaged corneas, you can pull one of their teeth, drill a hole in it, install an artificial lens, sew it into their cheek (so tissue attaches), then pull it out and stick it in their damaged eye, and ... it works fine!?! www.nbcboston.com/news/health/...

camiseta escrito: alexia desliga a visão das coruja, cega eles vovó.

tô passadaaaaa tô passante sempre passada sempre chocante 🎶