jeff computers

she was electable if we just voted for her

hillary was right -- they're deplorable!!!

one of the funniest possible reactions you can have to all of this nonsense is to say "hillary tried to warn us"

JUDGE: counselor! you're a lawyer! you're an officer of the court!

ME: ah shit i forgot about that. Your Horniness

one of the reasons i had trump derangement syndrome is because i couldn't stand how "HOT" he made are country

Tawny owl

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

how insane was it to say “we tortured some folks” and then not only not do anything about it but keep everyone involved in polite society. what did we think was going to happen after that

It's truly embarrassing the sheer number of Americans who sincerely believe the US is devolving into a fascist dictatorship "to distract from the Epstein Files". A 5 year old child has a better understanding of how the world works.

Immergut deposed Monica Lewinsky for Ken Starr, was a US attorney under Bush, and was appointed to the bench by Trump during his first term. This is not some left-wing judge.

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

the only way out is through. i think we need to welcome this development. the old world is dying and the new one needs active midwifing

its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content

im going to go out on a limb and say, this is psychotic

it's instructive to ask, what would have stopped them from doing this? what could anyone have done differently that would have led them to conclude this extraordinary thing was unnecessary? and the answer is nothing

jordan peterson walks into a room full of economists who are also addicts. they all cheer. guy in the back asks why and they explain: "our mean benzo intake just went through the roof!!!"

his veneer of strutting vanity, peacocking around in those absurd little suits while clearly just unable to manage any of his day to day -- even pronouns were a violent assault on his cognitive load -- is sad but also detestable

something smells fishy because a man who took twelve bezos for breakfast and ate nothing but raw meat should be in peak physical condition

clean your room guy's life is a total mess eh. tapping the sign

i dont think it is a firing offense to say that i think she is poisoning him though? clearly she is trying to kill him for whatever he did to her (allegedly)

lets all stay dignified and remember that jordan was doing (canadian) politics the right way

incredible to think it's more likely than not that they'll try to bring this guy up on federal terrorism charges for this

Portland Frog updates about getting pepper sprayed in his fan intake 🐸🫡

wizard frog is insane

I think it's very encouraging that all parties have agreed to most of the proposed terms, historically it's always the big important stuff that gets hammered out first in brokered negotiations, leaving only minor details to settle before signing

its exciting to see that we are on the brink of ending this terrible war between israel and palestine and moving towards a lasting peace. all the parties truly want this, and none more than president trump, who will not be fooled by any sneaky tactics here

it's for the birds!

california. it stinks

lazy sunday w/minipan and stripey

After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects

Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs

moldbug seething about hypothetical leftists crushing ass is insanely funny