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but i guess what im saying is I would like to ***** you with a ***

i can't say what i really think about this because i respect you and also would get banned

Carissa Codel on Instagram: "Again, sorry about the 67 thing #viewers #comments #reels #67 #fyp" Get ready to immerse yourself in the world of 90s rap and uncover the inspiration behind the iconic song 'Baby Got Back'. We're talking about the story behind the song, the artist, and the culture tha...

"Zoo Glass" is crazy

www.instagram.com/reel/DRccBZl...

Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.

My "we're not Enron" memo is generating a lot of questions that are answered by the memo

“The best way to understand the Economy is to think of it as if it’s a unicorn that shits gold, and we need to keep feeding it gold or else it will shit shit. Except it’s not a unicorn that shits gold, it’s a man in a suit and he’s fucking your wife.” - @esopterodactyl.bsky.social, 15 years ago

lindsey really likes you pam

the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.

barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.

there's a container ship fire off the port of la and the harbor commissioners are publicly begging the sec. of transportation to return their calls but he's on the news riffing about what you wear on a plane

"...My God," says the talent agent in shock and horror. "What do you call yourselves?"

"The Everything App!"

maybe i am going insane

your 401k is being brutally murdered, just like white people who are being genocided in South Africa

it's time. the great city of philadelphia deserves better

grok do a vulgar roast of the US economy

the credit default swaps continue to move up and to the right


CRWV ORCL

The DALLAS FED survey commentary is as dire as ever:

“.. We don't know if it's the shutdown or just that demand has dropped, but our orders have dropped in half.”

@bobburgess.bsky.social
www.dallasfed.org/research/sur...

joel embiid retire bitch

they call it a gather because they had to come up with some kind of name to call the rule that allows traveling

they call it a "euro step" because the only way to step foot in europe is by traveling

Ray smuckles saying “this is completely a thing. Our every move is the new tradition.”

A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:

A beautiful black and white house cat with green eyes starting into the middle distance

Harley the indoor feral forgot he hates me for a moment

i don't think we need a cartoon about being an arab american personally

it's not my problem

Not At All

imagine sexting with one of the earths historical Great Idiots and using it as a career move

i loom over you. i boop your nose. stop hitting yourself. i mean for you to snarfle up my pungent harvest. i intend that you absolutely motorboat it. i mean for you to nuzzle it. here comes the airplane. soups on. im dominating you with my various fluids. my precious

Google trends chart showing felching overtaking Turkey recipes

Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”