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Man accused of sharing fake nude image of wife did not commit a crime, Ontario judge says A man accused of distributing a fake nude image of his wife via social media did not commit a crime, a Burlington judge has ruled, pointing to what experts say is a gap in the Criminal Code that does ...

Looks like deep fakes are back on the menu in #onterrible. I wonder how badly the MrDeepFakes guy friction-burned his fingers forwarding this decision to his attorney?

Seems like a gap that needs to be filled, like, yesterday, no? #onpoli #cdnpoli

New study finds that 80% of Canadians with the strongest belief in disinformation vote Conservative An EKOS study on disinformation in Canada has found that Conservative Party voters are the most likely to believe disinformation.

"There's a conservative born every minute." -- PT Barnum

#cdnpoli

MP Chris d'Entremont says he joined Liberals because of Poilievre's leadership style | CBC News Nova Scotia MP Chris d'Entremont said Wednesday he left the Conservative caucus because he didn't feel represented in leader Pierre Poilievre's party anymore and bristled at his "negative" approach to...

Not a good look for Polly Pocket. If any more jump ship and hand a majority to the Liberals, he'll be done like dinner.

Rapper Young Bleed dead at 51 after brain aneurysm Rapper Young Bleed died of a brain aneurysm Saturday in Las Vegas, following his collapse at an after-party from a recent performance. He was 51. The “Pull It Off” musician, real name Glenn Clifton Jr...

Just so we’re clear, my rap name is MC Lives To One Hundred.

Someone must be secretly slipping seroquel into her morning coffee.

Revolutions are often borne out of hunger, just sayin’.

JUST SAYIN’

This right here. It wasn't until I started using less water that I was finally able to get a decent cacio e pepe. The extra starchiness really helps bring together a sauce.

Either that or he is entering another thousand-year regeneration cycle, waiting to emerge from his unholy cocoon just in time for the invention of planet buster bombs.

High-Speed rail growth across China, 2008-2024.

Meanwhile in China...

Naughty. But at least you’ll never need a zimmer.

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He wasn’t a Trump ally so he won’t get the full hagiographic treatment, but the rose-tinted glasses are still mandatory for the compromised and useless US press.

Doug Ford’s Conservatives (Con's) just voted NO to Buy Ontario First. In the middle of a trade war with the U.S., they REFUSED to protect Ontario jobs and stop public contracts from going to foreign companies.
#NeverFord #NeverCons

Post Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co • 42m This is cool as hell for someone of Jesse Eisenberg's stature to do. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no… Gildian I'm so excited': Jesse Eisenberg is donating a kidney to a stranger Actor and director, who is already a regular blood donor, says that he will make the org... © www.theguardian.com Arnold Judas Rimmer @31337.bsk.. • 33m "Eisenberg, 42, added that he had first had the idea of organ donation while still alive around a decade ago" Very cool of him but what the heck is with that weird-as-hell turn of phrase "while still alive"?

Vampire author? Is even The Guardian getting Al assistance with its articles now? Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co Respectfully, can we not? November 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM Arnold Judas Rimmer @31337.bsk... • 38s Can we not what? You have to admit it's a pretty freakin' weird way to refer to someone who's is very much still alive as "back when he was still alive". C'mon now. Respectfully, that is highly unusual phrasing and worth noting at the very least. At best it is poor editing.

Today at 8:33 AM @ernie.tedium.co has blocked you 8:33 AM

lol. Someone’s a little sensitive today.

“I used to enjoy the Guardian back when I was still alive a decade ago.”

Yeah, not awkward at all. 🤦‍♂️

Luckily most can infer that I was alive six months ago based on me being alive currently, apparently unlike the editors at the guardian or tedium.

Former US Vice-President Dick Cheney dies aged 84 - live updates Cheney - the VP under President George W Bush from 2001 to 2009 - died from complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease on Monday night.

Kissinger passed the torch to Cheney, now who will be the next default for the Grim Reaper claw machine meme? 🤔

Can we not what?

You have to admit it’s a pretty freakin’ weird way to refer to someone who’s is very much still alive as “back when he was still alive”. C’mon now.

Respectfully, that is highly unusual phrasing and worth noting at the very least.

At best it is poor editing.

Bidi Bidi Bidi, Fuck Rogers.

“Eisenberg, 42, added that he had first had the idea of organ donation while still alive around a decade ago”

Very cool of him but what the heck is with that weird-as-hell turn of phrase “while still alive”?

Vampire author? Is even The Guardian getting AI assistance with its articles now?

Meanwhile in #Toronto the Eglinton Crosstown LRT had ground broken in 2011 and it is still not open to passengers.

Thirteen billion dollars later, maybe it'll open some time in 2026? If we're lucky? #onpoli

And to think, ai-atollah was right there, too.

Gross either way. 🤮

It only took 90 years, but Hugo Boss uniforms are back in style again -- just in the USA this time instead of Germany.

100%. The NatC Post is propaganda funded by Canada’s enemies.

Still good to see what Canadian Pravda has to say from time to time though, especially if they’re featuring a little shit like Dershowitz.

'Our enemy now is Canada' Alan Dershowitz says on Israel policy “I will come up to Canada," the Harvard prof says. "I will defend Netanyahu, and I will go after everybody who has tried to arrest him.”

Epstein associate and well-known insatiable pedophile Alan Dershowitz needs to shut the fuck up and stay in his own country.

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Canada's Relationships with Other Countries

When #Canadians are asked if the #USA is a Friend or Enemy to #Canada:

𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝:

2013: 89%
2020: 60%
2025: 36%

𝐄𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐲:

2013: 1%
2020: 11%
2025: 27%

The trend is clear. The cause is obvious.

#cdnpoli #uspoli

Majority of Canadians no longer see America as a friend, study finds But more than half of Conservative party supporters still think the U.S. is Canada's pal, Environics Institute found.

"36 per cent of Canadians currently view the United States as a friend, compared to 60 per cent at the end of 2020 and 89 per cent in 2013, and that 27 per cent of Canadians presently view the U.S. as an enemy, a number that stood at 11 per cent in 2020 and as low as one per cent in 2013." #cdnpoli

Barbara Streisand says hello. #cdnpoli

“You are going to spend the rest of your life working at a Walmart or worse, KPMG, forever! You hear me!Forever!”

I’m dead.

What's in Reagan advert that caused US-Canada trade talks to collapse? Comparing the controversial advert quoting Ronald Reagan on tariffs with his original address.

Answer: The truth. That's what's in there. He's jsut highly allergic.

Exposing Trump to actual facts is like exposing a vampire to holy water. Histrionics are a guaranteed result.