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Ailing Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized The former Senate majority leader missed Senate votes on Monday and Tuesday.

Gentlemen, this is gerontocracy manifest! #uspoli

If you learned how to read in elementary school with a dog named Mr. Mugs, hello fellow Generation-X Canadian.

#mrmugs #genx #ontario

Guys, it’s fine. It’s probably DNS. Or BGP. Or us-east-1

Frankly, the entire Internet is made of duct tape and popsicle sticks held together by bubble gum and string and it’s amazing that anything ever works at all

Elon Musk Not Doing Well After Epstein Files Reveal Elon Musk is lashing out on X about the latest Epstein files, accusing the media of lying and making increasingly desperate sounding defenses.

This article shows that even having all the money in the world can’t make you likeable.

Elon Musk is a friendless, pathetic incel oligarch and pedophile who can only satisfy his breeder fetish through IVF because his botched micropenis surgery mangled his genitals beyond repair.

Boo hoo. #elonmusk

Elon Musk in 'extreme pain' after Epstein Island 'wildest parties' disclosure Billionaire Elon Musk has said he has been 'smeared relentlessly' after emails with Jeffrey Epstein were released by the US DoJ

Lol extreme pain is the least of what this pedophile oligarch deserves.

China to ban hidden car door handles made popular by Tesla in world first | CNN China is banning hidden door handles on all cars sold in the country, becoming the first country in the world to target the feature – which was popularized by Tesla but has for years drawn concern ove...

Good. Those door handles are a hazard to life. Safety should not be compromised for looks, convenience, or moronic design fads pushed by pedophile CEOs.

Canada should adopt this type of law to protect Canadians from shoddy death traps like Teslas.

#cdnpoli #elonmusk

Stephen Harper aka Vigo the Carpathian

BREAKING: Stephen Harper’s official portrait leaks on the Internet hours before official unveiling in Ottawa. #cdnpoli

MAGA fans flip out after celebrities protest Trump's ICE at 2026 Grammys Fans of President Donald Trump's MAGA movement flipped out on Sunday after celebrities protested Trump's immigration forces at the 68th Annual Grammy Awards. Celebrities like Billie Eilish, Brandi Car...

It really must be a miserable existence for these maga chuds to have their entire personality based around being angry 24/7 and pretty much nothing else. Just empty shells and pathetic husks. #uspoli

What public opinion tells us about the political outlook for 2026 Risks lie ahead for the Liberals and Conservatives on a host of issues including immigration, foreign relations and national unity.

36%

That’s the percentage of Canadians that think of the USA as a friend. This is an historic low.

The damage Trump has done is generational. We will still be feeling the effects a century from now.

#cdnpoli #boycottusa #regimechangeusa

Ah yes, nothing beats a nice hot shower with both my clothes on AND a towel wrapped around my body. Much more relaxing than showering in a robe.

The trick is to only let the water touch your skin and not your clothes, as demonstrated in the photos. #aislop

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Exclusive: US gets first $500 million Venezuelan oil deal, holding some proceeds in Qatar The details shared with Semafor mark an initial milestone in the administration’s plan following the ouster of Nicolás Maduro.

I kinda feel that if Joe Biden used the US military to seize another nation's assets and then proceeded to open an offshore Qatar account that he controlled to place those assets, it would probably be a big deal on Fox.
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The Galen Weston reference in the Epstein files is irrelevant.

He is mentioned within the context of an anonymous tip that also references a conspiracy involving ISIS, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and a clothing company. Gang stalking.

This is mental illness.

This is a distraction.

#cdnpoli

The saddest part is this is likely all because Trump is throwing a tantrum over Canada and Korea signing an MOU on auto manufacturing. Absolutely pathetic, not to mention this will continue to further alienate former allies. Just so pathetic.

The saddest part is this is likely all because Trump is throwing a tantrum over Canada and Korea signing an MOU on auto manufacturing. Absolutely pathetic, not to mention this will continue to further alienate former allies. Just so pathetic.

#cdnpoli

#cdnpoli #neverpoilievre

Australia records first 50°C in four years Two South Australian locations have reached 50°C during the past two days as a gruelling week-long heatwave continues to grip several states.

Not sure which is the better retirement plan — being sous-vided to death by the atmosphere or dying in the water wars of the 2030s.

Both seem to have their pros and cons. 🤔

#fasterthanexpected #climate #collapse

That’s because they are infected with a mass psychosis known as American Exceptionalism. It’s a Folie à 340 million.

Mental illness on a nation state level.

WOW! - Jake Tapper - DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there 👇 #cdnpoli Trumps name all over it!

So I just got an #AI generated, Lord of the Rings themed, YouTube advertisement for grey market research peptides.

I really wish I could go back in time to when that last sentence would only ever exist in a bad game of dystopian-themed Mad Libs.

Thanks RFK Jr.

#aislop #rfkjr #kakistocracy

This is so dogshit it makes me want to retroactively unwatch all of Darren Aronofsky’s previous films.

YouTube video by acidremotecontrol Don Cherry - Rock'em Sock'em Techno - Hockey Techno ( Better Audio )

By the by, for those that have not had the misfortune of listening to this audio warcrime, here is Don Cherry's Rock'em Sock'em Techno in its full early 90's 240p glory.

Be warned, your ears may in fact bleed from even moderate exposure. #cdnpoli #hockey

Panicked Trump, 79, Ramps Up Deranged Hockey Warnings to Canada Asked about talks held by a totally different ally, Trump swerved into a bizarre rant about Canada’s favorite sport.

Donepezil Donald you syphilitic lunatic, you're sundowning again.

I really would love to see Trump locked in a room playing Don Cherry's 1993 sonic masterpiece "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Techno" on repeat at maximum volume.

Now that would be some quality Canadian Content. #cdnpoli

Most exhausting January ever.

a group of people are standing around a woman in a skirt with the number 1 on it . ALT: a group of people are standing around a woman in a skirt with the number 1 on it .

Fuck, not Catherine O’Hara.

I hate this January.

Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon Over Minnesota Church Protest

So now the Trump regime is arresting Journalists because they don't like their coverage. Insanity.

To misuse an apocryphal quote, January is turning out to be one of those months where decades happen.

#uspoli #regimechangeusa

RIP

YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)

Sounds good in 2026 too.

Eby calls reported meeting between Alberta separatists and U.S. official ‘treason’ B.C. Premier David Eby says that a reported meeting between individuals in the Alberta separatist movement and White House officials amounts to “treason.”

He is 100% correct.

Enough of the kid gloves with these unhinged far-right traitors, just charge them with sedition already. #cdnpoli