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Feeling pretty smug right now that all the big podcast studios told us to, and I quote, "Stop sending us your episodes or we're going to call the police".

Episode 319 – WFB (Working From Barge) In which our heroes consider how Wetherspoons might make inroads into the lucrative hospital market. Graham comes to the...

Episode 319 – WFB (Working From Barge)

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/06/__trashed/

Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld In which our heroes spend over an hour casting the Discworld, despite nobody asking them to. This is incredibly geeky, n...

Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-318-casting-the-discworld/

Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting In which our heroes discuss The White Lotus and its various breasts and testicles. Daniel goes to a weird dating event, ...

Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-317-freedom-of-painting/

Episode 316 – Ripe Seafood In which our heroes talk about meal deals. Graham has some ripe prawns, Chris finds some more hate pebbles, Adam goes to...

Episode 316 – Ripe Seafood

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-316-ripe-seafood/

Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes In which our heroes explore the deep maths of theoretical paper sizes and think about which historical figures they’d li...

Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-315-theoretical-paper-sizes/

Episode 313 – The Chris Miles Memorial Episode In which our heroes mourn the death of their friend Chris. Chris recounts the steps leading up to his death, Graham trie...

Episode 313 – The Chris Miles Memorial Episode

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/04/episode-311-the-chris-miles-memorial-episode/

Episode 310 – The New Adventures of Geezus In which our heroes consider how much money Fergie made from Budgie the Little Helicopter. Graham has some problematic B...

Episode 310 – The New Adventures of Geezus

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-310-the-new-adventures-of-geezus/

Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum In which our heroes discuss plans to murder our listeners. Chris applies for a fancy job, Adam applies for an unspecifie...

Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-307-the-couch-to-5k-of-flares-up-your-bum/

Episode 305 – Fancy Fruitcake In which our heroes lament. Incredibly, this low-mood, despair-fest was recorded *before* the US election in November. I...

Episode 305 – Fancy Fruitcake

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-305-fancy-fruitcake/

Episode 311 – The Actual Famous Predictions Post In which our heroes review their prognostications from 2024 and look forward to the glorious possibilities offered by 20...

Episode 311 – The Actual Famous Predictions Post

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/episode-311-the-actual-famous-predictions-post/

Episode 312 – The One Dan Thought Was The Famous Predictions Episode But Isn’t In which our heroes discuss the horrors involved in working for a living, discuss how to revamp the world to make a wall...

Episode 312 – The One Dan Thought Was The Famous Predictions Episode But Isn’t

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/01/episode-312-the-one-dan-thought-was-the-famous-predictions-episode-but-isnt/

Episode 304 – The Duality of Pod In which our heroes discuss the horrors of having to actually physically attend a place of employment, laugh at the Tori...

Episode 304 – The Duality of Pod

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/12/episode-304-the-duality-of-pod/

Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows Look I edited this weeks ago and got distracted before I managed to upload it.  I then got really self conscious about i...

Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/11/episode-302-honestly-who-knows/

Episode 303 – Big Lads League In which our heroes launch the FA Carling Big Lads League. Dan is a DEI hire, Adam is prescribed eye ointment and Chris ...

Episode 303 – Big Lads League

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/11/episode-303-big-lads-league/

Episode 301 - Play Your Berries Right - Two Star Podcast In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours’ ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny owls.

Episode 301 – Play Your Berries Right

In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours' ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny #owls.

www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...

Episode 300 - Our Digital Decade - Two Star Podcast In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we’ve covered in a dec...

Episode 300 – Our Digital Decade

In which our heroes have been doing this podcast for TEN YEARS. Thanks for the listens, this episode contains a special song that summarises all the absolute nonsense and topics we've covered in a decade of sub-par #content.

www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...

Episode 295 - AFC His Majesty's Official Opposition - Two Star Podcast In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn’t really care about the futbol.

Episodes 296-299 – Special Election Triple Episode

In which our heroes record an extra special triple episode for reasons that shall remain opaque. It is our election special, in which we look forward to the election which has now happened.

www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...

Oops, the postermajigger broke, have some back-episodes.

Episode 295 - AFC His Majesty's Official Opposition - Two Star Podcast In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn’t really care about the futbol.

Episode 295 – AFC His Majesty’s Official Opposition

In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn't really care about the futbol.

www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/07/epis...

Episode 294 - Dan: Yes or No? - Two Star Podcast In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanti...

Episode 294 – Dan: Yes or No?

In which our heroes discuss the ongoing election campaign, but a few weeks ago before Sunak tanked his support even lower than it was to begin with. Dan has hiccups, Adam shorts Dan and Graham romanticises community service.

www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...

Episode 293 – Killr

In which our heroes found an assassination tech startup. Graham looks at islands on Google Maps, Dan applies for jobs in Guam and Adam guesses what language Timotei is from.

www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...

Episode 292 - Full Self Driving - Two Star Podcast In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.

Episode 292 – Full Self Driving

In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.

www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...

Episode 291 - Crimes Against Man And God - Two Star Podcast In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn’t really contribute anything of value but hey, they can’t all be classi...

Episode 291 – Crimes Against Man And God

In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn't really contribute anything of value but hey, they can't all be classic episodes.

www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2024/06/epis...

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