Graham

Fucked it #TheTraitors

contrary to popular myth, vampires CAN enter homes without an invite; it's just that they - unlike SOME PEOPLE - have some fucking manners

Majestic

@benedicttown.bsky.social Will there be a scroll deep about antipastogate? Because I've been hearing about it for 2 weeks and I can't be bothered to figure out what it's about.

A BBC news headline which says “Penguin says it did “all necessary due diligence” with The Salt Path

I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.

Obviously they should have demoted him to RB for three races before firing him and bringing Kvyat in as team principal

Big Yes for BVSC

Woken up with the phrase "weaponised incontinence" in my head and, by god, if this doesn't make me a millionaire nothing will.

This is your brain on potatoes

Beaker's got a superinjunction

Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld In which our heroes spend over an hour casting the Discworld, despite nobody asking them to. This is incredibly geeky, n...

Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-318-casting-the-discworld/

[insert obvious Lance Stroll joke here]

Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting In which our heroes discuss The White Lotus and its various breasts and testicles. Daniel goes to a weird dating event, ...

Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting

https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-317-freedom-of-painting/

I cannot state this strongly enough: If you are upset about the way this government is treating trans people and immigrants, and you have a Labour MP, for God sake write to them.

@benedicttown.bsky.social Thanks for the Vine podcast, I loved it. And special recognition for not mentioning Dapper Laughs. He'll have hated that and I think that's to be commended.

Can't even shout "bogies" any more without being arrested and thrown in jail

Very few TV shows take place ‘in da bungalow’ anymore, due to woke

Life-like 3D model of Madeleine McCann marks 18 years since her disappearance Simone Malik, who has been hired by police forces around the world to help solve crime, created the 3D model in a bid to help track down Madeleine McCann

I'm not saying you would. I'm certainly not saying you should. But you definitely could.
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...

Hopefully we can show the US what happens when you have strong unions (relative term)

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.

Shotgun be next Pope.

He should bring the tariffs back again now for a laugh

Surely Jason Orange can help him out.

You're jokin aren't ya?

How much was the toastie?

The computer would never make my neck hurt from looking down at it in my hand all day

13 year old me would be so happy that my job is going on the computer