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@capybaroness.bsky.social

the honorable one on The Lost Broadcasts, cohost of Get Cynical, words @lwlies @reverse_shot @menshealthmag @vinegarsyndrome, i have met two capybaras in real life

6,890 Followers 269 Following 447 Posts Joined May 2023
15 hours ago

the hell........?

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1 day ago

oh my god

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1 day ago

jokic held this historical DEMON to 22ppg in the finals btw #defensiveanchor

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1 day ago
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Survivor Is Back. Where Did It Go? This is my Survivor manifesto

this week on Rodent Reflections: a history of how Survivor got so bad, and why i think the 50th season is showing us the way back to greatness open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

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1 day ago

i talked about this, i found "disturbing detachment" a poor visual fit for a weepy tragedy and it means the actors are asked to carry most of the emotional load instead of creating believable human beings

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2 days ago

lots to talk about in that chapter i guess but it is the detail that's really sticking with me. that Dixon, who opens the chapter offering to provide protection to Mason, feels unable to confront this horrible place unless he's pretending to *be* him

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2 days ago

neither Brett Biebel's Mason and Dixon companion nor the Pynchon Wiki have anything to say about the bit where, in the chapter where they go to the town where the native americans were just massacred, Dixon is drawn to visit the site overnight while dressed in Mason's clothes....

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2 days ago

don't agree with every placement here but this ranking is spiritually flawless

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3 days ago
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chemex gang #chemexgang

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4 days ago

it's Try Month

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6 days ago
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Aston Martin: Driving Our Car Will Maim You | Defector Three days before the first race of the Formula 1 season, it is impossible to overstate just how badly the Aston Martin team, newly headed by racecar guru Adrian Newey, have managed to botch it. Any a...

This is the biggest story in sports right now. The F1 team that is basically a make-work so a billionaire can let his son play make-believe under the Aston Martin banner has built a new car that is poised to permanently destroy its drivers' nerves if driven too long defector.com/aston-martin...

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6 days ago

this was about platner btw.

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6 days ago

what has actually happened is that israel has made it so that no one cares about accusations of secret/coded antisemitism anymore

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6 days ago

my first roger ebert byline! talking about the images of women produced by Survivor and how they've changed over the last quarter-century

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6 days ago

hamlet is extremely goated

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1 week ago

my wife woke up and told me she had a dream where i told her that the frontrunner for Best Actress 2027 was Rachel Dratch and when i showed her the poster for the movie she saw the tagline was “They Killed Her For Unforgivable Violence. They’ll Remember Her For Unforgettable Sex”

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1 week ago

i like how they note that they're playing tonight as if lebron is going to make 11 shots in a game in 2026

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1 week ago
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rodent roundup - february 2026 feat. Wuthering Heights and The Prisoner

writing from me on Emerald Fennell Wuthering Height and The Prisoner in this month's roundup! capybaroness.substack.com/p/rodent-rou...

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1 week ago

he even played two characters too!

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1 week ago

learning he WAS eligible......look it's an especially stacked year for Lead Actor but cmon now

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1 week ago

woof

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1 week ago

deserved but Wagner Moura not even being eligible (i assume??) kind of goes to show how much it sucks to rebrand these as the "Actor Awards"

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1 week ago

having The General/ABC so late is a really interesting choice!

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1 week ago

the show is so awesome. drink it like a fine wine

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1 week ago

you can really watch them in any order but the original broadcast order has a lot of oddities (separating an obvious two-parter and airing the parts in the wrong order is a biggie) and the way it jumps around makes it hard to get a sense of the protag's growing relationship w/ the village

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

here's a viewing order i made for first timers. i think it takes you through the thematic and formal progression of the series coherently without worrying too much about little plot contradictions (spoilery methodology in replies)

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1 week ago

gollum is tearing the throat out before yoda has even had a chance to react

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1 week ago

doing a 2018 adaptation without adapting any of the other stories feels ridiculous to me. they will need to have constant flashbacks of him ripping naked women in half

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1 week ago

doomsday scenario

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