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Pluribus is Real TV Vince Gilligan's intimate story of global disaster is brilliant, but it's not about AI

november's free post: wrote about Pluribus, the instant best show on TV, and what i think people are getting wrong about it: capybaroness.substack.com/p/everyone-i...

(millennial voice) it's secretly a great movement shooter....

FOLKS, @boxofficegross.bsky.social #36 calls in our high-powered special council @capybaroness.bsky.social to legislate THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, a deeply tedious court drama disguised as horror, that postures as philosophical without a single though in its head
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

to save time while we run through the events of the sunset tree, the young darnielle will have frequent dream sequences where he is a small-time professional wrestler

my least favorite thing about the Springsteen movie, you should not make a biopic if you understand the person at its center this poorly

my least favorite thing about the Springsteen movie, you should not make a biopic if you understand the person at its center this poorly

rodent roundup - october 2025 feat. Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere, Chainsaw Man, Silksong, Karen Mindset

october's rodent roundup is up! discussing everything from my new love of Chainsaw Man to Gravity's Rainbow to Subway Builder open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

Vote Vote VOTE!!! Best tee shirt ever

it's never been posted on this website so i just wanted to say: ohtani betts but he's a freeman

will smith just slapped base ball at the oscars

very funny scene in season 1 where Denji and Power go off half cocked on a devil they see near a crime scene but get in trouble when it turns out to have only been the Sea Cucumber Devil who had actually been teamed up with the cops at the time

it's awesome. one important detail of the world is that the devils become more powerful based on how much people fear their respective concepts. the gun devil is insanely strong but the tomato devil is comically weak

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

the emotional range is pretty spectacular, manages moments of real intimacy alongside explosions of feeling blown out to abstraction. and some of the best bang for your buck action you will see anywhere this year

Chainsaw Man The Movie Reze Arc: like the preceding show, brilliant and tender and funny, with plenty on its mind about sex and violence and the ways people live with their own exploitation. i loved it

All You're Gonna Be Is Mean Yorgos Lanthimos' newest finds him settling into a familiar (and successful) lane

my spoiler-free review of Bugonia, opening tomorrow, now up. i think it's one of the best American films of the year, and i wonder if Lanthimos will ever make something like it again open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

to be fair it's not *not* the point lol, wiseman suggested the project to the owner's son after eating there (on some producer's dime) several times while working on another project

worth reading this entire section. this is what everything is about.

turn on the tv right now

the nba is so insanely back

wait he doesn’t even talk about the game they’re just gonna stretch out segments from this one interview all season???

for the thunder it now becomes, how do we move off of shai and begin to build around mitchell?

i hope michael jordan’s segment is just thin screaming at the players and calling them slurs like in the old days

fake demon confirmed

the embiid career-ending injury will happen 60 seconds after the trade goes through btw

general predictions:

- Embiid career-ending injury
- Hawks will host a home-court playoff series
- KD plays <50 games, Rockets are a bubble play-in team
- Lakers just suck
- Tatum doesn't come back this year
- Wemby top 3 in MVP votes
- Giannis to Philly at the deadline

2025-26 official nba predictions

MVP: Jokic
ROTY: Flagg
DPOY: Wemby
MIP: Nembhard
Clutch: who cares

finals: Nuggets v Knicks
champ: Nuggets

they don't list him any more because they just renamed it the "joel embiid memorial Sixers injury report" instead