The 3 genders
what?! the FUCK?!
kladka;sdkals oh my god
“Look at that bird”
A Play In Three Acts
oh noooo :(
omg yay!!
yes!! I NEED SUNNY
Thank you!!
right? I hope they fit!! 🙏
Thaaaank you!
Thank you!!
SUCH A GOOD BABY 😭😭😭
you're the beeeeest
TY!!
I HAVE FOUND A SHOE I LIKE
ohhh, thank you!
SO OLD AND SO TIRED
🤝🤝🤝
Exactly!! Christ!!!
PLEASE
ugh it’s hard bc I bought a pair and they came from Eastern Europe and they don’t actually fit right and hurt but I can’t return them 😭 so I’m like…too risky!!
lmaoooooo amazing
i am so tired
kasldak;dlkasda
ohhh, thanks!
me: I want a yellow shoe, please 🙂
search: how about...a brown shoelace? 🤗
it's SO BAD!! gold is not yellow!! they are two! distinct! colors!
I WISH, CHRIS MARTIN
I'm a girl with simple needs...I wanna find a cute pair of high heels in the color yellow. I go on a website. I filter by color. I proceed to feel like Michael when Janet keeps handing him a cactus stating it's not a cactus
Is the shoe yellow?
It IS
Is it actually gold?
No, it's yellow
(It is gold)
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
